Cernixs

Everything hurts

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Fucked up how the wizard died too, a DAGD traitor saw their two targets standing in a crowd watching the wizard. they threw a fuckin holy hand grenade at the crowd and killed all of us LOL

Running from the scene of the crime waiting for the streets to cool down. Hiding from the cops in a construction site. Hopping into a locker as they pass by. Setting my discord status to invisible. Playing Balatro on my phone.

The worst part about knowing people in different timezones and with fucked sleep schedules is when you find out someone did something stupid and you wanna yell at them but they're fast asleep like a LITTLE FUCKING BABY...

That one incel i keep around because he does damage types my team doesn't have

Insidious plot. I've been planting thoughts into your brain. Watch out.

It must be SO weird to be a well adjusted mature normal adult who happens to be on the internet and be surrounded by mentally ill queer youth. If i ever become normal I'll make sure to record what it feels like.

They gave her Forever Weed <\3

Thats kinda like me

Anyone looking for a long-distance no commitment no communication secret incredibly toxic situationship?

Maybe there IS something attractive about near pathological obsession with old UNIX games. Maybe there is hope for cernixs.

Shit

Every day can be a day for lovers. Today Im celebrating the real things, like the cheap chocolate I'm gonna get in a few days, and the pizza im gonna eat later. The world is beautiful.

i sit in front of a computer and microphone which has a DAW pulled up. i speak to a guy behind me: “I need help making this song good” “What is it?” he asks. i say, “Its a hip hop parody for my mom's funeral” with a clearly proud expression i continue: “I call it A A V E Maria!” the guy says “Dude. I think you should honest to god just kill yourself.”

#comic #comics

Source: ebay.com/itm/134967905852, facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=559238162900914

You may be familiar with a scan of Diddy Kong saying "Tri-linear bitmap interpolation!" This originated from a Nintendo Power VHS pamphlet and actually crops out Donkey Kong's equally humorous reply to Diddy Kong's non-sequitur, being a confused "Uh!?"

I lied. There was never a diamond the size of a cow. We're going to The Orphanage.

I know people who are absolutely starving just at the sight of this

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

"Our fortress expands at a remarkable rate! These mines will enrich us for generations!"
The cavernous ant men, demanding tribute:

A Dragon Coin depicting Yoshi from Super Mario World placed on a shelf.

artifact I found in the ruins that glows green whenever I do a good deed

New Spamton shirt idea

if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are

Could Estrogen have saved Lance EBF?

EP4::"A memory stream reaches its conclusion. An uncertain path lies ahead."

INFO:: corru.news/e4

Be NICE

Dysphoria Andy

Theres guides for voice training on youtube, it isn't that hard as long as your making a conscious effort to work on it.
The main issue is that while your doing training you might think you sound bad, but you just gotta lock in and deal with it till you get to where you wanna be.

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Everything aches

I feel like I've been in a haze since the last post where has the day gone