Getting stung for the first time by a honey bee at age 29 ended a good long run

The Trump administration is using the shutdown as justification to withhold billions from blue states - including $8 billion in clean energy projects and $18 billion in infrastructure funding for New York.

Because sure, punish the states that contribute the most to the American economy.

Portrait-oriented photo featuring a wooden post with a rusted hanger hook jutting out of it, and standing atop the post, triumphant and at least slightly indignant, is a plump little bluebird. The bluebird is a male, and we see the electric blue of his head, but the predominant part facing us is the coppery-orange and pale white front. He is standing amidst little pink-and-red tree blossoms, but I like to imagine these are instead the extracted organs of his enemies. So let's just pretend this bluebird stands vengefully astride a scattering of viscera -- gobbets of gore taken as a prize from his unnatural and invasive foes. I'm sorry I've really made this a gross photo. It's actually quite nice. Kind of a dreamy vibe to it, what with the wall of yellow forsythia blurring in the background, and here I am adding drippy bits and internal organs. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. Probably. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)

Deb Fischer might be one of the stupidest people to ever exist. Calling EPA regulations “harmful” and then praising the destruction of efforts to try and destroy the clean water act in the same email

It’s crazy how every angry white dude younger than 50 has suddenly gotten a PhD in Japanese history 🙄

jfk died! oh my god. i don't really have much of importance to offer beyond my condolences but that is really sad

Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.

Ensuring Lawful Governance and Implementing the President's "Department of Government Efficiency" Regulatory Initiative By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:       Section 1.

We are about to lose all our federal food safety, workplace and environmental protections at the hands of fuckers who can't even spell "Executive"

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

You ever know someone that hasn’t bothered to have a conversation with you in a decade, but looks at every story you’ve ever posted? 🤔

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

YouTube video by Bernie Sanders Oligarchs Are Our Modern Day Kings

youtu.be/d-4OPJaqkP4?...

Make certain to review bomb Google Maps

in what meaningful way can we say that the constitution is in effect when an unelected and unaccountable billionaire is wielding state power to unilaterally cancel congressional appropriations?

*strings up elon musk*

*hands out baseball bats to children*

Maybe Harrison Butler should retire and go make a sandwich or something

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately

Trump fired the national archivist because they alerted the Justice Department of his committing a crime. He’s literally installing himself as god king and people are fucking blind to it

Mike Lee tweets "name a fascist dictator whose agenda entailed limit the size cost and power of government." Elon quote tweeted it with a laugh emoji and an arrow hitting a bullseye emoji.

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

Helping the poor and downtrodden is seen as leftist, while the assholes that claim they love Jesus love shutting down USAID

"In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it"

real conspiracy theory: The military, government, and corporations are working together to achieve goals that are not those of the working class

unreal conspiracy theory: And you can prove this by turning over a dollar bill and looking at the symbols and counting them