Didja know that Russian tax collectors are allowed to use chainsaws to collect taxes?
03.07.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@porterclark.bsky.social
Genius philosopher (self-styled). Doesn't dance. Likes cats, sometimes. An inactivist. Flashes of brilliance in rear-view mirror. Getting too old for this sh*t. Married for a long time to a wonderful woman. No mere computer is a match for me!
Didja know that Russian tax collectors are allowed to use chainsaws to collect taxes?
03.07.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. π
03.07.2025 12:45 β π 22885 π 4057 π¬ 370 π 375Just from my experience, OH drivers are really bad about lane discipline (the "wandering Buckeye" syndrome). I do not know why this is.
19.06.2025 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prediction for next executive order: Christmas will be replaced with Festivus. (Trump already has his poles.)
19.06.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never get involved in a land war in Asia
19.06.2025 18:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm glad that Congress reasserted its Constitutional rights to regulate tariffs! Oh, wait...
29.05.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What's Canadian for NO DEAL." :-)
07.05.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The head of IT at work several years ago said, "If a vendor comes to us with a product that he claims will save us a million dollars a year, we just *have* to try it."
30.03.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A few weeks ago, there were people (James Carville was one) publicly stating that the Trump Administration would crumble within a month. Is there a way I can sue for false hope?
28.03.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was a civil servant from 1980 to 2018. The whole time, the outside world was firmly of the belief that we were society's parasites, grossly overpaid, had way too many benefits, could not possibly be fired or punished in any way for poor performance, and merely sucked at the government teat.
28.03.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AG Bondi claims that the information was not classified. This is hair-splitting. It had not been yet submitted to a classification authority and marked TOP SECRET. It would have been TOP SECRET during the group chat.
27.03.2025 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I set up a Signal account maybe a year ago and have never used it, because (1) nobody I want to talk to is on it and (2) I have no Top Secret (or even just plain old Secret) intelligence to share.
26.03.2025 23:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was thinking the exact same thing.
24.03.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is one of the biggest threats to Americans' personal data in decades. If you're a 23andMe customer, I strongly urge you to delete your data to protect it from whoever the new buyer might be. Hereβs how:
24.03.2025 18:13 β π 3630 π 1730 π¬ 212 π 109But where are the cards? The beautiful cards?
24.03.2025 20:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be advised that some of their data has to be emailed to you, and you might not want to wait. (I don't know how long it takes.) Of course, you could skip that data anyway.
24.03.2025 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0PSA: If you've ever used 23andMe, delete all your data. They're going bankrupt, and who knows where your DNA will end up?
24.03.2025 15:25 β π 4706 π 1490 π¬ 334 π 89IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
24.03.2025 16:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep thinking that one teensy improvement in Democratic messaging is to stop using the term "hollowed out." Joe Biden used it a lot, usually with "middle class." I think Joe SixPack is confused by "hollowed out." He thinks "I'm not hollowed out! I weigh more than ever!"
24.03.2025 00:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NASA dropped plans to put the first woman on the moon.
DEI RIGHT?!?!
Anyone wanna guess which administration originally planned the first woman on the moon?
Hint: he smells bad mostly
Who makes a so-called truck with glued-on body parts?
21.03.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When is Moody's Analytics going to reduce the U.S. credit rating again? When this happened during Obama's administration, it was like he had dropped a bomb on Wall Street. You couldn't turn on TV or radio without copious hand-wringing.
20.03.2025 21:13 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Just my opinion, but I think that the main reason that the rich want income tax rates close to zero is that they want to liquidate their investments without paying taxes. Whether this is good or bad is left as an exercise for the reader.
20.03.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clearly, from what I have seen, he is a born dancer. π©
20.03.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Chuck, you'd better vote for this bill or else we will be mean."
15.03.2025 03:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's trying to give a snapshot of how someone who calls himself a centrist thinks.
15.03.2025 03:18 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator.
faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Donβt let them forget it. No peace for them.