Matt Bryant

All I can hear on NBC is crowd noise for the second week in a row. Can’t really hear the commentators.

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

Cruel and unusual punishment is unconstitutional

I just… like, what is going on in this house?! What are the flavor profiles?! This is chaos!

There goes my gyro

O nuestras lecciones de español

Nuestra tarea de español

That’s the spirit

Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?

I don’t like it either, but that doesn’t mean we’re too tender to engage with it if that’s where the fight is.

Erika Kirk and JD Vance showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral:

Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...

“No one has ever welcomed their firstborn child to the world with greater joy than that with which the American reactionary greets a Pearl Harbor, a 9/11, a dead cop, an assassinated YouTube bigot”

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They have never stopped testing the other parts… Sandía, Los Alamos, Tonapah, Lawrence Livermore… what do people think the national labs do?

🎼 You are puuulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverieee
You're in the aaaarms of the angel
May you fiiiind some comfort here 🎶

I would like to try “Frankie and Johnny” as done by Corey Harris. He does it on a dobro; but even though I prefer blues I have a little twang to my singing voice, so I think it’d sound AWESOME on a steel guitar. Might be a little more country, ya know?

Sweet! I’ve always wanted to try that, but then I just find another guitar

Sure, but no belt, tie tucked in a color that does nothing for him, collar a 1/2” too big, sleeves 1/2” too short.

5 German mountaineers die in northern Italy after being hit by avalanche Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday.

Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday. n.pr/4osFWFK

I’m just going to block you for the shear ugliness of your post, before I retweet it to fellow mountaineers.

¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB Los Ángeles superó 5-4 a Toronto en la undécima entrada del séptimo juego de la Serie Mundial 2025 para conquistar su noveno título.

¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB.
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Called it at the time & was very confused that it wasn’t called

We’re just going to be chucking an iPhone down the field at some point aren’t we?

DO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. 凸 • • • EDUCATION How a Small North Carolina College Became a Magnet for Wealthy Students Schools are trying to attract the limited pool of higher-end families, and High Point University is a blueprint. 'Half of Wall Street sends their kids to this school!'

Also on campus is an airplane-cabin inte-rior, because sitting next to an executive on a plane could offer a golden opportunity— one young people should rehearse for. The campus concierge offers students airport shuttle service for free if they wear a High Point University shirt; otherwise it costs $95—a lesson in brand awareness.

This is what get for clicking on rage bait—not so much “rage” as “oh go fuck yourself”

My most gen-x take is that weed is too strong now. I like the old ways. It used to be like beer, now it’s like whiskey

I’ve found that most of us still need reassurance to the “are they ‘cool’” question before we really even talk about it to someone new

Once upon a time, there was a website called Slashdot. We would mercilessly troll anyone who didn’t read the article and commented anyway. We should bring that back with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social columns in NYTgift articles. Please read. Read closely. Read with some perspicacity

Quite the opposite of what she says, that’s how I can tell you didn’t read the article

I kinda wish I was a dog now

Yes, gorgeous. Not easy to do construction up there though.

Well, I looked up my docs. It seems I misspoke. We had 2 going at the same time, the one north of Lindrith is the one I thought was artesian, but it was the other one near Coyote Creek way over in the Pecos.