Ellen Clemens

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#catsofbluesky

This is Milo. He may be stalking you in your own home, but on the bright side, you'll never be alone. 12/10 (TT: nicocohoh0)

The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.

Newsom Team Trolls The Hell Out Of Trump God is dead...from laughing.

California Democrats are now actively redrawing maps to eliminate five Republican-held seats. Can God get an amen?

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

This is Winnie. She is what you might call a… submaween. 13/10 (IG: alittlebitoflovelock)

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

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According to federal documents, Jared Wise shouted at the rioters battling police:

“Yeah, fuck them! Yeah, kill ‘em!” “Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em! Kill ‘em!”

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

"Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only child-rapist in history to receive well-wishes from a president of the United States."

Lawrence O'Donnell

This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy

Since we passed the Affordable Care Act, Republicans have tried over and over to repeal it. And over and over, they’ve failed — in part because millions of people now depend on the ACA for quality, affordable health care.

a long, light brown creature rests on her back. her eyes are drooping closed, her tongue sticks out a teeny bit, and she has no visible ears. her front paws (flippers?) are tucked up close to her body like a t-rex’s arms. the long noodle body has no other appendages within frame. (it's a chihuahua, or so we're told, but we would also have bought "potato" or "sea otter.")

We only rate dogs. This is a southern sleepy seal pup. Please read her a short but comforting bedtime story, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (credit Brie the Chi)

The horse doesn't refuse the invitation of a baby who calls him to pet him... 😊 #bluesky

noticed you texted me "thanks" instead of "thanks!" where is this hostility coming from?

Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014).

A tiny white lamb resting on its mother, who is also resting in a loaf position on a grey concrete ground. The adult sheep is facing away from the camera.

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Panels one and two: Two white mice make their way through a maze. Panel three: Having completed the maze, the two mice are rewarded with some fruit. Two scientists watch them. One says: “Poor little things: all that thought and effort just to earn themselves a little treat.” The second scientist looks at a clock and says: “Coffee time!” Panels four and five: The two scientists make their way through a maze of corridors to a door marked “Canteen” Panel six: The scientists look at the food on offer. One says: “Ooh, Donuts!”

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

You MAGA dick-smacks think it's never going to happen to Trump supporters. Until it does.

Good. Trump doesn't give a fuck about you or your family. You deserve exactly what he does to you.

Heck yeah! Keep fighting

Happy New Week🕊️😇

Happy New Week🕊️😇 #MagentaMonday #flowers #nature #flowersonbluesky #gardening #gardenersworld #photography

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

41 years ago today, Ray Parker Jr. hits #1 with “Ghostbusters” — and holds the top spot for 3 weeks

“The trick is I never say the word ‘Ghostbusters’. I’m just gonna say, ‘Who ya gonna call?’ and then the crowd says, ‘Ghostbusters!’ because that’s who they want to call to solve their problems.”