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I just unjared and ate my first Dr Burnorium's Psycho Pickled Onions. Are they as hot as the label suggests? .... Take a look....
https://youtu.be/eeGsy5_9sUE?si=uSgC7vtpceQSO5Pe

#PickledOnions #PickledOnionObsessive

The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and gimme 3 rings when you get home.

Chris Philp opens by gymnastically framing the train attack with relation to asylum seekers, concludes that the reason for knife crime is foreigners in prison, then LOSES HIS RAG when LibDem Home Affairs spox @maxwilkinson.bsky.social pulls him up on it.

"Withdraw! Withdraw!" Utter clown. 🤡 ~AA

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and would you be willing to complete a short survey about your experience?

"Most of my life I suffered w/ depression, anxiety, & low self esteem. When I started to learn about autism I realized that many things I'd struggled with were NOT because I was a loser.

I found that SO many things I had put myself down for are part of being Autistic.

It made my life make sense."

Meme: A bald man with a magnificent purple beard reclines on a grey sofa, wearing a light purple Gap hoodie. A grey Maine Coon sleeps contentedly in the crook of his right arm, having achieved peak feline relaxation whilst its human practices the fine art of procrastination. Behind him are houseplants, pink curtains, and soft lighting. White text overlays read "Cunctative Self Care" at the top and "Sometimes, it's OK to just do the fucking things tomorrow" at the bottom.

Cunctative Self Care - Sometimes it's OK to just do the fucking things tomorrow.

#ChronicIllness #ChronicFatigueSyndrome #ChronicIllnessMemes
#ADHD #AuDHD

mario bros screen where mario and the mushroom guy as a doctor is in the castle Thank you mario! But your medical diagnosis is in another castle!

The Tory media's shift from hysterically claiming that Starmer *did* intervene in the China spy case to hysterically claiming that Starmer *should* have intervened in the China spy case is a thing to behold.

Zack Polanski (@zackpolanski.bsky.social) British.

This one had me in bits. But then I was a little tired and emotional. Zack Polanski recites Benjamin Zephaniah's poem "The British" while walking round Handsworth, Birmingham.

https://bsky.app/profile/zackpolanski.bsky.social/post/3m3dag3xh2s2o

an illustration of a man walking away with a cap and huge sword "death is not the end" [pic of boy crying - "there's more?!"]

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

THIS MOMENT DESERVES A BAFTA #CelebrityTraitors

Cartoon of a road sign depicting a ring of cheese with a wedge cut out of it, labelled as 'Adverse Camembert'

Adverse Camembert

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Anyone still on X, get off now.
Look at what you’re funding.

That is beautiful. Bought it.
Your whole store is full of some incredible stuff.

Stunning new unique winter inspired fused glass landscape necklace. Wonderful handcrafted reactive glass pendant with an icy meadow scene. Perfect for the winter Christmas season.

#christmasgifts #giftideas #shopindie

samphireglass.etsy.com/listing/4367...

They Helped Topple Roe v. Wade. Now Their Sights Are Set on Britain.

This is a huge story but massively under the radar in the UK.

A US Christian legal org called the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF) is working to roll back abortion rights here using the same playbook it used in the US: briefing politicians, watching, waiting.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...

It me! I'm doing this.

Winter indoor markets returning to Burntwood - Lichfield Live® Indoor markets are returning to Burntwood, organisers have confirmed.

Winter indoor markets returning to Burntwood

Mood...

Leave Britney Alone Meme modified to LEAVE BRITIAN ALONE In honour of the mis-spelled Tory Conference chocolate bar.

I saw this and LOLed. But then search is now broken across the internet and socials so I couldn't find it again. So I just remade it.

Leave Britney Alone Meme modified to
LEAVE BRITIAN ALONE
In honour of the mis-spelled Tory Conference chocolate bar.

9pm on @radioglamorgan.bsky.social pour the smarties in a bowl, gather the pets and huddle round the stereogram, then listen for 3 hours as I bring a plethora of new tunes, a smorgasbord of old tunes, some Rossini as your classical tune and Badly Drawn Boy joins the #NightOwlsInstantRecordCollection

For a brief minute my head confused "smarties in a bowl" and "keys in a bowl" and thought "that show has changed somewhat since I last listened". 🙀

THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE

CHECK IT OUT

outsidersartsclub.com

Cartoon. A man and a woman are getting on to a bus. Caption: I met my wife at a bus stop. We got on together so we got off with each other.

The journey of life

The pun per word count on this is off the scale! Well done sir. 👍🏻

This place is going fash quicker than the bird site did.