Lampuki season!

Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.

“The ‘grown women’ of Ireland remember very well what erasure and control and lack of bodily autonomy feel like and it’s for this very reason that we stand so passionately with the trans community today”

#TransRightsAreHumanRights @independent.ie

I'm a female CEO & ultimately the decision maker when hiring for high level management & executive positions in the company. I've hired more women for senior positions than men. The simple reason being because men keep ignoring me & talking to my male PA/notetaker in interviews.

The "Lionesses" thing with England women's football team was fun to start with but has got really out of hand and is just cringeworthy now. Just call them England, they're better than the men's team in terms of actually winning things so deserve to be the default.

And all those commenters, that you're antisemitic and anti-Muslim..

Tell us you're racist against gypsy/Roma/travellers without...

So you're ok to make your partner sound shit and to propound misogyny, even though you don't yourself think she's shit, and you don't think you're misogynistic (you are)?

Americans should watch the documentaries on Jimmy Savile, it's quite scary how Jimmy's personality and ability to deflect is similar to their current president.

Initially read this as satsumas

You actually will :) the line you're looking out for is 'the world must be peopled'.

Genuinely, watch the Much Ado About Nothing with Emma Thompson as Beatrice. And you will get the joke :)

My gran hated funerals and had arranged to have her body donated to scientific research. She died at Easter and everywhere who would have taken her body was shut. We did the best funeral my family's ever had. Very pleased we couldn't follow her wishes because it really helped to have a funeral.

How, then, is the rest of the world peopled?

Alcohol is a dangerous and highly addictive drug. Yet it's still regarded as a bit of a laugh and people seem surprised when someone turns into an alcoholic and ruins their life after years of drinking. What the fuck is going on? It's like a national blind spot in the UK.

The people from Horrible Histories should represent the UK at Eurovision. We'd win it, then.

A cast member at the Royal Opera House unfurled a Palestinian flag on London’s Royal Opera House stage during a curtain call.

#UK #London #RoyalOperaHouse #Opera #Arts #FreePalestine #Freedom #Genocide

Males have a black bib

'Nagging'? You mean a woman pointing out something a man said he would do that he didn't do?

It's not *her* housework...

You know you're autistic, right?

He totally was too

Americans don't understand that the rest of the world just laughs when they claim to be the country of 'freedom'. They get about 4 days off work a year, no maternity or sick leave, no free healthcare, democracy is owned by billionaires, you arent even free to cross a street.

So you like bullying autistic people? Why?

OM&M is fucking brilliant. You just have to not read the first few pages of description until after you've read the rest up to the end. Then the beginning makes sense.

Yep. That's why I'm not a teacher any more.

David Walliams books are shite

For the Epsteinth time, an ‘underage woman’ is called a CHILD.

Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

A plot of the maximum temperature (as red dots) reached in the UK each year from 1950 showing a large scatter but strong upward trend

Just one chart from the @metoffice.gov.uk State of the UK climate report published today. We get used to focusing on the record highs and how 35C has gone from being rare to routine. But just look at all those summers which never got to 30C even in my lifetime. It’s a different UK now.

I had a very Disney Princess moment two days ago and it made me giggle . A bird circled my head and my bus driver waved at me

Yep. This.👇