d.w. 1878 (just like pagliacci did) 🚫👑

18th Century French peasants removed layers, too.

The night my child was born, Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off his stage. This was how he blessed us.

What kind of truck are you driving there? If you get a headache, you may need an aspirin.

people? you mean americans? you mean you think americans are going to think “i should pay much more for something i was paying far less for last month?” americans who live in the united states?

I’m so very tired of being expected to be sympathetic to the feelings of people who clearly spend 0% of their time thinking.

‘Got some pants on, officer?’: Judge surprised to see pantless Detroit cop during court A Detroit police officer appeared not to be wearing pants during a court hearing on Monday.

Keep Detroit weird. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

All work and no play make Bari...

Which Final Destination movie had the MRI scene again?

In tribute to the spookiest month of all, here’s a very stupid Siouxsie Sioux/Bewitched mashup I drew a year or two back.

I know I’m old and shit, but I can’t help noticing that my strategy of never getting tattoos has led to me never having to make excuses for a questionable tattoo on my body. Just saying…

A sliced loaf of pumpernickel bread on a kitchen counter.

Just tried a slice. Genuinely the best loaf I’ve made since I started using the thing.

A dark brown bread loaf inside of a bread machine pan, sitting on a cooling rack.

First time trying pumpernickel. Hey, at least it actually looks like a loaf, unlike the rye I tried last week.

Did the Chelsea fans sing “You’re getting sacked in… 45 minutes?”

Imagine being so racist that you deny yourself flavorful food.

The nussy is unconcerned with governing.

how it started / how it’s going

2 panels of an angry goose asking "Who was the unidentified high-profile visitor?”, chasing a person in a down jacket in the second panel

The one from the Four Seasons was the most surprising one to me.

Works for me!

As an Evertonian from Detroit, I’m curious about who you’re rooting for here.

Dude behind me just ordered a Greek salad with “no tomatoes, no beets, no olives”, at which point I’m wondering why he didn’t just ask for a bowl of lettuce with some feta on the side, because, yeah.

Why is it not bigger news that the President is inhabiting an internally incoherent fantasy world?

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass

Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms

Smells like bitch in here

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

AirPods Pro 3 case, with a small greyscale Memoji of me in the center, winking and sticking out my tongue.

The Memoji engraving was free, so…

hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it

War-ravaged Portland