Surprise, surprise. It’s me with my dick out. Thankfully there’s a heart emoji covering most of it. The pic is black and white for monochrome Monday, even though it’s officially Tuesday now where I am.
25.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@crustacian.bsky.social
27 • NYC • I’m like that guy from Men In Black except all the bugs inside me are adorable DMs open - Say hi! :) https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/91303492
Surprise, surprise. It’s me with my dick out. Thankfully there’s a heart emoji covering most of it. The pic is black and white for monochrome Monday, even though it’s officially Tuesday now where I am.
25.11.2025 05:42 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait literally I love this little word so much 🥺🥺🥺
13.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time
12.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 146 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1it’s a tie 😋
08.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A screenshot from inside out, edited to include the emotion “horny,” who is approximately 100,000x larger than the other emotions and looks like he could eat a car.
me today 😪😩
08.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1holy fuck btw 😮🥵🤭
08.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✨ escucha las palabras de las brujas, los secretos escondidos en la noche, los antiguos dioses invocamos ahora la obra de la magia oculta ✨
08.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s a dick pic but Snorlax is in the way. Quick! Whip out your Poké Flute to make him move 👀🤭
last minute #fcf contribution 😳🤭😳
08.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tbh come add me on the platform where I show it more 🤭🙂↕️😳
06.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, becoming the first babygirl mayor of NYC, BGB projects
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 338 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 1🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City.
He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.
Hmmmmm ok back into the Disney vault this goes 🤭🤪
07.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0woah yeah 🥵
07.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s my butt, but black and white do it complies with the Monday rules
Ok so as it turns out, I missed monochrome Monday but… this will have to suffice bc I don’t actually know what the theme for Tuesdays is
07.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 83 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0add me on Snapchat @mangy lol Lowkey it’s embarrassing that I still have this app but highkey I have cute oomfs so
Also, I just checked and bluesky still doesn’t have photo DMs 😪🤧😖😢
05.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m posing with two reindeer-ish statues that can only be described as eldritch, older than this world, deeply upsetting.
huge shoutout to these terrifying statues for striking the perfect balance between Christmas and Halloween decoration
05.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Next time!!!
20.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait I think I got a little burnt
20.07.2025 20:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tomorrow is ours if we want it.
zohranfornyc.com/gotv
…y’all are just gonna have to trust me that it’s fat 🤪😅
16.05.2025 11:39 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fine ok happy weekend. consider this my “new moon” 🤭
29.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 77 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is basically the closest thing we have to a real life Pokemon Champion
07.01.2025 01:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gay people when they see a hotel bathroom mirror:
22.12.2024 15:50 — 👍 108 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0Yeah my main opinion is still “handsomeeeee 😍”
15.12.2024 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Today I found out my roommate peels the entire banana before he eats it… I fear I will have to move out.
I am living with a psychopath.
😯🤭
12.12.2024 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0need to gather the girls and go to chili’s
12.12.2024 04:46 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Accidentally liked this at the exact moment u posted it I gottaaaa go
12.12.2024 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0