Mack to the Future

Oh that's interesting if obvious from the Post holy shitfuck THAT BYLINE. Man, you wrote the worst 9/11 novel and once said "the only Genesis I believe in has Phil Collins in it", sit all the way down.

Tag yourself, I'm "Press C to Lagversteppe"

I just heard my first Christmas song of the year out in the wild. I don't care that it was "2,000 Miles", it is way too early.

It's on sight for that joker who pops up if he says anything to me after that. "And I thought I was the fool!" MotherFUCKER

God yes, it's the only way I'm getting past a 200,000 blind because some sadist programmed The Wall as the very last hand on this run

The only Joker I want at my table is the one that plays every card in your hand, or maybe the one that lets you skip numbers in straights!

An email from Shout! Factory detailing the end of their Physical Forever club.

Shout! Factory has been such a constant presence for great releases and stuff I know I'll always take a rider on. I get the feeling this is step one in Enshitiffication or--even worse--a full closure. I hope I'm wrong.

His shithead dad was rude to me at a cocktail party in 1994 and it's not that I hold grudges buuuuuuuuuut

Wahoo-whoops.

La-Dee-Dah.
La-Dee-Dah.
La-La.
...yeah.

When CBS fires her in six months remind me to post "More like buried Weiss, am I right?"

I can't wait to measure her tenure in fractions of Scaramuccis.

"Viewers don't care what they're looking at" well I guess that explains the Jem and the Holograms reboot you FUCKING HACK

TRON: What if you met god and helped him become a better person?

TRON Legacy: What if god created the universe but did it so badly that Jesus had to blow up everything but his sister?

TRON Ares: What if even Garrett Hedlund said no to a sequel?

I'm watching this Ed Gein show on Netflix and it feels like they decided his whole character should be the "My name Jeff" moment from 22 Jump Street.

On The 1-Up Show? You knew you'd be a star.

I thought I had every single thing Fogerty ever recorded in my collection, but I've never even heard of this one. I'm very excited.

CBS airing an interview with an AI Bored Ape hocking sports betting is maybe the absolute nadir of American broadcasting.

RIP Patricia Routledge one of the best ever to do it.

It's the nightmare scenario version of Improv Kid and Dirtbag OC Hanger-On I saw too many times at USC. I hate it so much.

Ah yes, for the true Moonbase Alpha male.

.......I'm sorry she what now

I was within five yards of said Karate, and I can confirm that it appeared to have been Good™️.

It's the Rapture, so I hope that you get in your car and you drive real far and you drive all night and then you see a light and down comes the Man from Mars. You try to run but he's got a gun and he shoots you dead and he eats your head and now you're in the Man from Mars, you go out at night eatin

C'mon, we all know that Wednesday is Opposite Day.

"Remind me to make you an honorary blind person." If ever there was a perfect movie, this was it.

Yippie-Kay-Aye-Whut?

The judge's response is worth reading, but boils down to "hey fucknuts, we're also gonna dismiss the short version, but give it a shot."

All the President's Men, Quiz Show, Sneakers, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Way We Were, Three Days of the Condor. Robert Redford kept changing the way I thought about movies, whether it was in front of or behind the camera.

Oh gross. I wonder if there was this much simpering mandatory praise for George Rockwell sixty years ago.