I was afraid it was going to be, like, sexy Toronto blue jays OPS, given the time of year. But no, Sexy Time in Seoul.

😭😭😭😭

Nothing says "I have my shit together" like taking a meeting from the laundry room.

I ordered two slices (white and Sicilian). Only got the Sicilian. Tried to clarify "I also ordered a white slice", but he just kept gesturing at the register. I switched to Spanish, which did not help. I may have used a word for "slice" that isn't used for pizza; my Spanish isn't up to that nuance.

Language barrier at the pizzeria is a problem I've never run into before and I'm both surprised that it has taken this long and surprised that it actually happened.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly just shocked at how incandescently furious I am about the White House. Three days ago I would have said I only vaguely care.

Returned an unfinished book to the library that I wasn't enjoying rather than power through. Gold star, please!

12 day Advent calendar? That's not a thing!

Triangle house

I went to queer book club in October, and boy howdy, that was a lot of plaid flannel. Why are we like this?

Is this a religious ritual? It sure feels like one.

Pulling up mlb tv for the third time today, in the apparent hope it will give me a different result this time.

"Very well. The king shall remain a tyrant."

First instance of Christmas music in the wild this year! (String version of "What Child is This?")

I remember this episode of Mathnet.

Some poor child was very upset her couldn't enter the African Burial Ground National Monument. Are you happy, Republicans? You made a small child cry.

Not to be An Old, but digital playbills can fuck all the way off. Not only do I no longer have a souvenir, but I can't check something in the program mid-show without being a jerk.

I did not know my life was lacking this, but now I can't wait!

I would simply not let the Blue Jays score so many runs

I only use it in texting because it's much shorter.

a fake movie poster: on the left side there is an open refrigerator, glowing into darkness. the text on the right reads: "Some things are so cold, so sweet, so delicious...you'd kill for them...and ask forgiveness later." The title below reads "THIS IS JUST TO SLAY - A William Carlos Williams film"

couldn't stop thinking about this so i had to make it and share it with you

forgive me

Help I'm being attacked

Where baseball?

borg assimilation opt out

Not sure the battery life projection on this laptop took into account the fact that my open tabs need to be expressed in scientific notation.

Yeah, I accidentally spent $50 on the subway last week in a 5 day period, b/c I forgot I'd taken a bus ride 4 days earlier.

None of the friends I mentioned this to (who ride the subway more regularly than I do) knew the fair capping is not a rolling cap.

I do wish we could control the start date.

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Harsh but fair

Any four syllables with the correct beat gets done to "Let's go, Yankees!"

MAD-a-GAS-car