Karl Nissen

Don't forget to replace "January" with "February" when you copy and paste this in a month's time...

Try shooting the ducks first...

I didn't know shitty underpants were a mechanical issue. Every day is a school day at @stansaidairport.bsky.social

Hopefully it's pointing in the right direction...⬅️➡️

Bad move. Documentaries as in-flight entertainment are never popular.

I hope that's not the exhaust vent to the deep fryer at the fish and chip shop...

I'd say the dog's happy with his life choices having a boss who looks out for him.

One bloke doing all the work and five supervising so I'm thinking this has to be Stansaid Airport. The question is if you didn't win the lottery then who did?

Brilliant!

That's service. A flight for passengers who suffer from aviophobia and claustrophobia.

Give it time...

AI images assaulting Santa Claus? Go on, now do a few of you assaulting other notable deities celebrated at Christmas. That should sit well with your voting constituents.

The psychologists should already be submitting proposals for 2026 research grants just from these two images...

Why are we celebrating this? We gave a room full of them some typewriters and they produced the Project 2025 manifesto.

That's true! Kev would, of course been billed for the X-ray. Full utilisation of the airport infrastructure and increased profits for the airport too.

That's where the X-ray came from.

I hate to say this of the United States but right now it is a third world country under an authoritarian government.

Exactly this. They, I believe, get a sizable salary for this, although recent inaction would say otherwise...

Being able to tell AI to "f*ck off" should be a legal requirement of any AI enabled product. Furthermore, I'd use exactly that wording.

The lunatics really are running the asylum, aren't they.

And you'll be laughing like a homicidal maniac at the same time. Sleep is overrated anyway...

That comment ranks among one of the most stupid things I've heard, and there's been some stiff competition for that award over the last six months.

This, right here, is the 106 billion dollar question that I'd like to see an answer for.

Thank you Amanda. The young women who have suffered with at least one taking her own life are, sadly, the forgotten ones here.

If you can get enough costumes you've got a 90 minute screenplay and a movie. I'd watch that rather than some of the shite out of Hollywood.

Going to the bathroom is going to be an interesting experience...

I'm rereading "The Handmaid's Tale" at the moment. That's a brilliant placard!

Thank you for sharing! This is a good balance to what we are seeing on the television "news" here in Australia.

And make sure those studies have been referenced otherwise we have no proof.

Nice subtle image, Ann. A more accurate image would have them pissing on each other, but public standards and decorum must be upheld.