Philly Sean

Accurate, and important. My grandfather and his three brothers were birthright citizens, born to a father who chose to never become a citizen. I guarantee the ancestors of those decrying birthright citizenship have similar histories.

Although our grandfathers, and theirs, were pretty white.

You may have also just been hearing me and Paul from our house.

If this includes “fast travel” between houses I am completely onboard with this.

Well done!!!

Last night I wrote about Abrego Garcia’s case. Today, SCOTUS confirmed it’s true. Even though their stay is just temporary, he remains in cruel & unusual conditions in a foreign prison with no recourse. It could happen to any of us. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...

On the off chance you or someone you know is a NC resident, you have 15 days to learn if your ballot has been invalidated for bullshit reasons and correct it. Spread the word to stop GOP theft of a NC court seat.

As I’ve said before, we’ve learned nothing from Lex Luthor.

We live in the timeline where Laura fucking Loomer got the NSA Director fired.

Maybe the penguins were using pronouns.

I have never felt more seen.

The stock for “air sickness bags” is doing great right now.

He’s on fire this season.

All their online threads read like totally scripted interactions.

In my job I have the pleasure to work with people from the majority of federal agencies. Hearing of so many good people fired this morning, primarily across HHS. Entire programs designed to help ALL Americans have been gutted. ALL Americans will suffer.

You missed capturing the sub-title: “Because there will be no elections in 2028 thanks to Joe Biden.”

Humanity is doomed.

To quote Linda Richmond, “Citizens United is neither Citizens, nor United. Discuss.”

163-0. We’re gonna win one game twice!

And when the intelligence community hates you.

This.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

This is fucking bonkers.

An irredeemably pathological narcissist who may very soon be the world’s first trillionaire, with the ability to buy whatever policies or government structures he wants world-wide. The real world Lex Luthor, but also way worse.

Only if they aren’t performing at the Kennedy Center.

If you primary him I will knock one trillion doors for you.

Can we co-primary him, following the Demarest election model?

I can’t wait to donate to whoever primaries you. You’ve become a disgrace. Fighting against this CR is literally the only “power” the Dems have, and you’re choosing to ignore that. Shameful.

One of these things is not like the other.

I voted for Lamb in the 2022 primary. I’ll be voting for whoever primaries you next election. You’re a disgrace.

Adrien Brody has a different definition of “brief” compared to the entire rest of the world.

THIS.