flappybara @flappybara - Bluesky Profile

i hear far-left extremist joe manchin is available

07.10.2025 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”

12.09.2025 19:17 — 👍 6672 🔁 904 💬 96 📌 23

oh lawd he comin’

12.07.2025 06:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.07.2025 06:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

am i looking at a pico de gallo bacon cheesy mashed potato taco?

28.04.2025 07:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

the wendy’s guy?!?!

25.04.2025 07:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i wanna rub that belly

25.04.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an absolute unit

23.04.2025 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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can't make this shit up man

12.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 3976 🔁 1055 💬 83 📌 137

nice kicks

12.04.2025 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in b4 the tariffs raise prices of such staple goods

03.04.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how did you find this out? sleep study?

28.03.2025 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a surprised look on his face has the word eroding written on his face Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face has the word eroding written on his face

24.03.2025 08:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Entire spectrum of how the major sports leagues will react to this admin re DEI:

wnba: fuck you

nba: lol not playing this game

mlb: no changes

nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE

nhl: we are resegregating

22.03.2025 21:44 — 👍 3085 🔁 372 💬 61 📌 27

"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this

13.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 5856 🔁 389 💬 357 📌 81

How a Shutdown Could Empower Trump And potentially put Elon Musk and DOGE into overdrive.

www.wakeuptopolitics.com/p/how-a-shut...

14.03.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i can see a very dark pathway where the GOP keeps the shutdown in place forever. the federal gov’t can still spend money during a shutdown, with some restrictions, but the rules have not been legally tested and the 1st trump admin broke them many times

14.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i hate the idea of helping trump or the GOP in any way. but: the fear is they will deem all workers in parts of the gov’t they don’t like to be “non-essential” and furlough them during the shutdown, then use the furlough as a pretense to fire them if the shutdown lasts longer than 90 days

14.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0