notify anyway when your friend is in sleep mode is so msn nudge coded

I fear this has set the tone for 2025

sorry @jackschlossberg.bsky.social and all my fake friends living in london

decriminalise everything except being a drunk finance bro in the cbd after the work Christmas party (death penalty)

walking into traffic bc I’ve got the dare blasting in my airpods (bc I feel joy and invincible not intentionally)

hecs is 66k (appalling, impossible to repay) but seems so tiny wee petite in comparison to the 77k it was in july

happy hecs refund day to all who celebrate

seeing air tonight reminded me that while I may be an adult with a career and a mortgage I’ll always be a teenage girl with unbridled access to the internet (tumblr.com)

anyone can look hot in the flinders st photo booth

It’s very hard to be a chill guy in these conditions

all curly hair and venom

why is it always run into your ex after hot yoga or doctors appt for viral illness and never run into your ex when loitering outside his workplace in head 2 toe issey miyake and good hair day

me after eating choccy biscuits for dinner, staying up until 2am watching teen soaps from 2003 and surviving off coffee for a week: why am I so tired and out of sorts???

wake me up when bluesky is what Twitter was in 2020 (I have adoring fans and online crushes)

I can no longer envision a just world in which the state of Israel exists in any form.

wearing pink and green not in a wicked way but in a maybelline great lash mascara way

NOT beating the sleepyhead allegations this morning !!

the only good thing about the US election being over is jack schlossberg has resumed demented nonsense posting

should have picked a better / shorter / more ludicrous username when I signed up months ago (everyone must know i was here before elon became president)

can bluesky revive the golden era of naarm twitter content produced in endless lockdowns?