manmade slop creator

His holeyness himself

Did anyone think that the italians wanted the athletes to go raw

Yeah true, not sure. I wonder what would’ve happened if it was in english

It’s just the most jawdropping cultural accomplishment I can think of and I maintain that the therapeutic benefits of putting on some burning spear or upsetters or king tubby or marley or what have you pretty much puts any modality of psychotherapy I’ve tried firmly in the shade. Unfathomable

Like you’re not only inventing reggae and dancehall and ska and dub and others, you’re giving life to hip hop, electronic music, new wave and associated styles, giant swathes of post punk ergo alternative and pub rock, while revolutionising how recording studios are used, in someone’s fucken shed

I think it’s completely insane that the entire world was doing whatever it was doing musically coming out of the 1960s and an island nation of less than two million people came out with an entire ecosystem of different and insanely incredible musical styles that completely changed all music ever

He was probably picturing your face on everyone he tacked for his entire test career

I don’t know where it got the em dash thing from but I swear to god its algorithm puts about a 10,000% weighting on shit like insurance ad copy and Obama’s speeches. Get your hand off it

Every time I try to use this shit to make my life easier it makes my life harder and also more shit. It sucks all the joy and pride out of my work and I spend twice as long redoing it as it would’ve taken just to write it myself. Not to mention the time I spend sooking about it online

It’s called artificial intelligence but you have to keep telling it to stop using em dashes when a comma would do the same job. It literally never remembers. Em dashes everywhere

Congratulations!

Now’s your chance lad

Look man the thing about going to a big private school is the list of alums is kinda long because that’s how our economy works. If you have money then everything’s easier. I’m not going to bore you with the details. I went against class interests by becoming a nobody

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. No gods, no masters, no friends 2026

Mechanic loves to charge you 1500 bucks for [scene missing] and you get the car home and the cheeky bastard’s slapped his sticker on your rear window. Come on bro

I can’t be the only one who thinks he just liked to sniff toilet seats and put some coke down as a pretext

Maybe I could reset the trip meter and give it an oil change too

Over 2,000 Britons served for Israel amid Gaza genocide Exclusive: Declassified obtained data on the number of UK nationals in the IDF. We are publishing it for the first time

260+ Australian passport-holders served in the Israel Defence Forces as of March 2025.

www.declassifieduk.org/over-2000-br...

Crude diagram of a person jammed into a car seat with his knees up against his chest, leaning comically forward, with a speech bubble that says “been on long, mate?”

Had to draw this diagram of when you jump in an uber and they’ve clearly set up the front seat so there’s as much room as possible in the rear seat so it’s jammed right up against the glovebox in a comically upright position, but he’s already driven off so you’re stuck there for the whole journey

They said they’d prefer people didn’t protest, which is precisely word for word what I said. But it sounds like you’d rather have an argument with yourself which ipso facto means you don’t want to have an intelligent conversation

Okay so protest is fine except when the government says they’d prefer people didn’t protest? Get a hold of yourself. They’re your rights too

Genocide is bad and protesting against it is good

“We’re giving Police special powers for the protest.”

“Cool, okay. What are we talking? Flight? X-ray vision? The ability to fucken control time?”

“Nah we’re just letting them beat up protesters”

Blu esky

Extremely American saying “solder” voice: sodder

So blessed by the future our tech leaders are ushering in, where robots will do the heavy lifting of creating all our art, music, writing and other creative work, which will free up time for us to do stuff that actualises our true potential like sitting through meetings and doing the housework

*Whispers at my colleagues conspiratorially and then we all nod in agreement and I do a big sigh*

*approaches mic*

*taps mic*

[howl of feedback]

*clears throat*

[in Jar Jar Binks voice]: eets-a on

'Cooked' to death: Ten years after shocking death in custody, has anything changed? Third degree burns: Thrown in a prison van for four hours where temperatures reached 56 degrees and left to 'cook' to death. It’s been a decade since the death of Ngaanyatjarra elder, Mr Ward. The Hum...

100%, this is what they do when everyone has their cameras are out imagine what they do when they’ve got an Indigenous kid in custody. Stuff like this happens all the time www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article...

Cop brain has no nationality