Maya Marlette

cuomo with PERVERT DEFEATED overlaid in elden ring text style of "you died"

ok i had to

Like if we have beef just say that!!!

A blue envelope with a stamp of a manatee. The post office has stamped it with the words “dog bite awareness”

I just wanna know what I did to the post office to make them do this to my wedding invitations

Between this and the Columbia stuff I hope everyone understands that when you compromise with fascists the result is the same.

The only difference in the end is, they got you to contribute to the project of your own annihilation

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

I’ve never seen this before but from here on out: same

I actually really do, your plant is such a gorgeous and vibrant and happy shade of green!

Some dogtective you turned out to be

Pretty messed up you didn’t send these to me directly. You think you know somebody

I'd haaaaaate to be literally any other dragons rn. irrelevant. forgettable. wannabe try hards with no impact to speak of.

FINALLY some respect, oh my GOD

THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BOOK!!!!!!!

Tetia receives words of encouragement from an older lady, telling her, "The people that restrict your learning only seek to control you."

Witch Hat Atelier has good politics.

When does Gritty come out?

😭🥹😭

I’m obsessed with this book!!!!

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

Yesss I’m trying to be like youuuu

Entering my Jane Goodall era (shopping for khaki shorts)

I really enjoy how every take I see from you just resonates as Correct

Ik Rachel was an icon the minute she did this

#Survivor #Survivor47

in my heart, he's still in there

I love an episode of Survivor where I want them BOTH to go…so glad a “wounded bird” was the one to get Gabe in the end #survivor47

Just like we said, Genevieve had no true loyalty outside of Sol and Teeny and she shot herself in her foot. That’s what she gets #Survivor #Survivor47

YouTube video by Amelia Dimoldenberg ELMO | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

Look, if Elmo told me I was kind, funny, smart, and beautiful no one would be able to say shit to me ever again. I trust that lil guy

Literally same. Like okay I guess you hate me??

I know shrinkflation is real because my mini bag of pita chips was all air, no chip