Dance McPants

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Trivia alert! Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, also invented the inflatable sumo fat suit. Thank you for everything, Mr Berners-Lee!

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

Getting my headlines from a “parody account” following 30K with 30.1K followers

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

my faith lies with sex workers

Why did you block me?

I was only minimizing the issue because it doesn't affect me personally... I was busy making excuses on why we shouldn't help my neighbor who's house is on fire because climate change is a bigger issue so let's ignore the house and work on a 100 year plan - white dude.

Boeing, OpenAI, and the Roman Senate all benefit from the fact that if you divide responsibility for a death among enough people it turns out nobody receives consequences.

ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you

i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com

mr mayor it is imperative: you need to let me hotbox one of these things at maximum elevation

Zohrans improbable victory should be an inspiration for all of us to pursue
Our wildest dreams. Take up skateboarding even if you have a bad back. Call your ex girlfriend and tell her you understand how to love someone now. Start a Ukelele math rock band.

It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

a person I do not know and really don't care to quote tweeting over a joke about a sandwich

shit, that's top shelf bluesky

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.

literal lol

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

so if i’m walking in the crosswalk when i’m not supposed to and a car is coming i can just throw my hands up and the car will stop? those are the rules of society? we should all just follow the dead ball rule with every aspect of life then!

I — yes? what do you think is supposed to happen in the situation you describe?

people are roasting this but this is just peak STEM brain excellence. Who needs media literacy, you can code. You don't need the ability to read and understand a two sentence post.