Grace Kelley

Sometimes I wish I was more conservative. I don’t mean ideologically because ew, I just mean I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could devote the energy to get upset about things like gender-neutral bathrooms

Raising two teenagers and a toddler at the same time is not for the faint of heart. And I am very faint-hearted, get these gremlins away from me

Fantastic. Change the carving on Stone Mountain to the Stankonia album cover next!

I think if you want a Frankenstein story that passes the Bechdel test, you get Poor Things

Screenshot of Google Maps showing it’s a 6-hour drive from the Grand Canyon in Arizona to Moab, Utah where Arches National Park is

This movie is kind of insane geographically. In the opening scene, an eagle flies through the Grand Canyon and then, a couple of seconds later in a continuous cut, it’s flying under Delicate Arch at Arches National Park. Animation rocks as a medium because where else could you get away with that?

Still from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron: Spirit, a buckskin stallion, prances around Rain, a chestnut/white Paint mare

Also, considering this is hand-drawn animation on a 23-year-old DVD played on a PS5, the animation is gorgeous ✨

Animation takes a long time to make, and an animated movie that came out in May 2002 had no way of knowing the post-9/11 climate it would be released in . . . but it’s still kind of wild that an ostensibly anti-American-imperialism movie flew under the radar during that jingoistic period

This movie is such a fever dream. The horses have eyebrows but don’t talk, the voiceover narration is done by . . . Matt Damon, of all people, and songs about the spirit of the American West are written and sung by noted Canadian Bryan Adams

A toddler in her high chair watches “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron” on a TV

Turning my daughter into a horse girl let’s fucking gooooooo

Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants sits on a bench, looking apprehensive, with his tentacles nervously folded over his stomach

The way I thought Dick Cheney was already . . .

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I'm glad we can all agree that Zohran Mamdani is terrible for America, just like Miss Rachel and *glances at the list that came with the check* Superman

Fun fact that’s not fun at all: during recessions and depressions, human consumption of cat and dog food spikes

*specifically seeks out attractive cosplayers in Starfleet miniskirts* Ugh, you disgust me

If there’s one thing about women, we sure do hate imagining futuristic worlds where there is more gender parity and female characters are complex and nuanced. It’s not shopping or cooking dinner for your husband, so what could we possibly want with it

You know, you watch the Peter Sellers “Pink Panther” movies, and his Inspector Clouseau seems like the kind of unkind caricature that the British seem fond of doing of the French . . . and then you see something like this, from real life

And that’s not even in the top ten weirdest seemingly anachronistic details in Christopher Lee’s life:

—Met J. R. R. Tolkien; coached the set of Lord of the Rings on pronunciation of his languages

—Visited Mt. Vesuvius and it erupted 3 days later

—Met Rasputin’s assassins as a child

The last execution by guillotine happened in September 1977, so, if it were allowed, the prisoner could have listened to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours” album and seen “Star Wars” in theaters before he died.

Sir Christopher Lee witnessed the last *public* guillotine execution in Paris in 1939.

What my cats think I feed them every night:

When I was growing up, my dad insisted we only had PBS because the cable channels were too expensive. Other kids would talk about Disney Channel, anime, Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon and I would be like “okay, moneybags.” We got cable in 2000, but most 90’s content was already off the air by then

Swifties: “But what Taylor lacks in vocal range, she more than makes up for in her songwriting ability”

One of the rhyme schemes on “The Life of A Showgirl:” Kitty/pretty/witty/city/legitly

I made a TikTok edit of this video lol

That blond woman walking at him like Michael Myers while he was scampering away was already such a vibe

And then the camera turned around to show the whole class chasing him out??

Earlier today, I ran into a spiderweb built between an electric box and a lamppost 15 feet away. I found it ambitious and ostentatious and I wondered if other spiders think this spider is just showing off. The McMansions of spiderwebs

Ah, yes, the time of year when I take my dog out to potty and get totally clotheslined by a new joro web that wasn’t there a couple of hours ago

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I *work* in marketing and even I thought this was bleak

The staying power of 30 Rock lies in its understanding of the concept that, no matter how stupid you think the state of television is right now, it can always get more stupid

What if we said guns cause autism. Have we tried that

Does the government forgive your student loans if you get raptured?