Fire Woke With Me

Yeah it sucks

When I am President there will be no more Cape Shit. No more Horror Slop.

I do not understand how GH is a teenager but I am sorry he’s into Andrew Tate content.

Sorry that I will not be doing praxis by attending the IndyCar race in Portland. I will attend ten struggle sessions as amends.

All I want for my birthday this year is to get drunk at Cheddars and banned from the restaurant.

Formula One doing PR for dictatorships like Azerbaijan and having races next to their Genocide Theme Park is okay, but DHS telling AI to generate an IndyCar is where I draw the line.

Blue Skye can’t be dying. She was on Dynamite last night.

No, allow me to go to the Off Vibes Grand Prix of Portland first.

I am meant to meet a woman on a train and wander Vienna during the night with her before we go our separate ways and spend a lifetime yearning over each other.

I don’t think there’s any semi-regular racing discourse that I could not care less about than when Talladega Nights comes up once a year.

Going to the vet with my cat isn’t the worst thing because everyone loves her and tells me how pretty she is.

They should find a place for Albon and Van Gisbergen to get all of their animals together in the same place.

Brandon Flowers is a Mormon who loves lesbians. I think that's beautiful.

Anyway I did not know Kiyoshi Kurosawa had a new movie out so now I think everything will be okay

GroyperCar

Haha wow that's night ruining

IndyCar on howdy™️

The three canon V8 Supercars races are:

- Whincup/SVG Gold Coast
- THEY’RE ALL IN THE FENCE
- Bathurst 2014

Matt White is below the standard in Australia but is any current American commentator dropping the line “the rain is falling down at the Sydney 500 and that is a victory that’s falling from the heavens for Jonathan Webb!”

Cinema is back t.co/gosVtLlLT8

It’s so cool that they made Bobby a Chad.

They should replace Mike Joy with Neil Crompton. Replace Adam Alexander with Aaron Noonan.

NASCAR fans hate all my large Australiasian sons

I miss Anora

I think we should go a step further and say motorsport is canonically Australian

Statements like this are fraught, but to me the 2014 1000 is absolutely the best race of our lifetimes.

One of those "you had to be there" moments. Everyone remembers the finish but the whole race was weird and frantic. Not sure I've ever seen so much emotion expressed in one race.

I do not think there is anyone who watched this live who doesn't consider this one of their favorite, if not their absolute favorite race ever. Not sure if anything will ever beat it for me.