Lando’s Front Left Wheel Nut

Born in 1947

Doesn’t matter how capable it is or how well it can do in contests as long as hallucinations are a core part of the technology

You’re the one putting your feet in it, lady

If I need to wash me feet but don’t want a full shower I’m just using the tub, not putting them in a toilet

No its not spraying that hard

The sprayer is way above anything that can come back up, also you can just flush first

Can they understand that we have bidets built into the toilet bowl the just spray without needing to crab shuffle and use your hand?

You would not fire these people—including the staff of the hugely, HUGELY important 'Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report'—if you cared at all about public health, if you wanted people to live.

And you would not let your thuggish henchmen fire people like this if you were a responsible president.

BREAKING: Trump Admin 'Seriously' Considering Using the Insurrection Act, Reports NBC President Trump is "seriously" considering invoking the Insurrection Act in order to more easily deploy National Guard troops to major cities as part of crime crackdown, NBC reported on Wednesday

Nothing remotely resembling an insurrection is happening anywhere in the country. Any violence associated with protest has been isolated, mild, and, in nearly every case, instigated by federal law enforcement. If we let Trump get away with calling dissent an insurrection, our republic is over.

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Joey Mannarino in a dark brown tailored jacket. The low armhole is causing his jacket to lift.

Someone in an inflatable frog costume. The high armhole allows them to raise their arm without disturbing the rest of the garment

a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement

I think you’re overthinking the “do they know something” joke

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.

Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

It’s definitely ruined sports media

I don’t think the Lando Oscar first lap deal was super noteworthy - marginal for teammates - but being F1 it will be talked about endlessly and over analyzed.

In Indycar that’s just a typical lap 1. 🤷‍♂️

The Obama giving himself a medal meme, but instead it's Fernando Alonso giving himself a medal

#f1

Jesus Christ. DHS has held this guy in the hospital handcuffed to a bed and under constant guard for over a MONTH without ANY warrant or even ANY steps taken towards putting him into the removal system!

That is one of the acceptable forms of identification, it is not a requirement for a real ID

In New York you need to be a citizen for an enhanced ID, not a real ID

The Real ID doesn’t prove citizenship and that’s never what the intention was

The Real ID came from 9/11 with the federal government wanting to standardize documentation requirements to get an ID. You do not need to be a citizen to get a Real ID and that was never the intention.

... and no one is stopping him

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

So when is Kyle Larson racing NLS? #NASCAR #F1 #Nurburgring

Reminder that he can’t even do an underhand pull up

this was the trade for kimmel

Definitely part of the 40%