Jason

Jesus Christ! This is awful (not the degree obvs)

As Richard Tice says, Reform have identified £300m of savings from councils they run. This remarkable feat has been achieved by plucking that figure out of thin air while increasing council tax by 5%.

Reform MP invites Mahmood to join his party, saying he ‘welcomes’ and ‘recognises’ her rhetoric

45% of British voters are strongly opposed to Reform, and 33% favourable to Reform.

71% of 2025 Labour voters are strongly opposed to Reform.

And immigration has fallen 50% in a year.

What possible reason is there for this mess?

Scene from Schindler's List where the jeweler is handed the teeth.

So the plan is, we just take their valuable possessions off them, and put them in a camp...

Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.

Tom Cruise, "Cinema takes me around the world, helps me appreciate and respect differences, it shows me our shared humanity, how alike we are"

Part of his speech at 16th Governors Awards where Tom Cruise received an honorary Oscar

My wife is French and when she'd not lived in the UK long she angrily said 'no' to a cashier who asked if she wanted to give extra to the NSPCC. She thought they meant NCP car parks. She still feels guilty and I still tease her about her hatred of starving kids.

A very accurate description by @fionakatauskas.bsky.social

Climate change is and remains a threat to our very existence. We need to prioritise.

All the result of the Right Wing governments you constantly tell everyone to vote for.

They moan about the things they have voted for.

I once pissed all over my hand on purpose and didn't dry it off until after I'd shaken Nigel Farage's at a meet-and-greet. Fesshole GOLD from 4th April 2020

Fesshole Live is hitting the road! See us in Leicester and Leeds – tickets out now. Then it’s the Sweden Tour (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Make the most of that 😂

By your expense I mean mine obvs 🙄

If it’s anything like drinking with my daughter - yup your expense - and it’s expensive 😳😭. It never ends 😂

Twats marching through Benidorm.

Spain should really deport them.

Left: Dany Kruger says Keir Starmer doesn't believe in anything on #BBCQT

Right: Danny Kruger criticising Reform UK in parliament before he left the Conservatives to join Reform UK

Reform in Lancashire threatens closing five day centres and five care homes, with “reprovision” forcing disabled or older adults (including a 106-year-old) into alternative support. 

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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/

Talk TV confirm that they have sacked renowned concrete grower, Mike Graham. Seems unfair to sack him for being a racist dick when that was basically his job description.

Old President Savile noncing about the place.

Done cnn.com In one email dated April 2, 2831, which CNN has independently reviewed, Epstein emailed Maxwell: "i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump.. (REDACTED) spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief. etc. im 75 % there." Maxwell responded: "I have been thinking about that... Related article Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein's relationship: A visual timeline The context of the message was not immediately clear. About three years earlier, in June 2008, Epstein had been sentenced to 18 months in a minimum-security prison after pleading guilty to state charges of solicitation of prostitution and solicitation of prostitution with a minor under the age of 18. He was released from prison in July 2009, having served just 13 months. Years later, his plea

Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump by name multiple times in private correspondence over the last 15 years with an associate and an author in Trump’s orbit, according to newly released emails from Democrats on the House Oversight Committee. www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...

🎥 Watch as Keir Starmer calls Nigel Farage 'utterly spineless' for refusing to condemn a Reform UK councillor who called children in care 'evil'.

Graphic titled “Homicides fall by more than a third since 2019.” Text says: "Since the Mayor set up the Violence Reduction Unit in 2019, the number of homicides have continued to decline, with the lowest January–October figures recorded this year." A line graph shows homicides decreasing from 2019 to 2025 - a 36.5% reduction. Source: MPS recorded homicide data from 1 January to 31 October, 2019–2025.

In 2019, we did something transformative: we set up a specialist Violence Reduction Unit to intervene and take a preventative approach.

The impact has been huge ⬇️

Labour is standing on a precipice: if it breaks its election promise on tax, it will never be trusted again | Owen Jones Ruling out tax rises in its 2024 manifesto was utterly reckless and will fan the flames of the far right, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones

Owen Jones for 41 years: "Labour must commit to putting up taxes"

Labour might put up taxes.

Owen Jones:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

“So we asked ourselves: how could we make the common bicycle heavier, more dangerous and, ultimately, reliant on electricity”

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Bond Amazon. Redid it because my brain is useless

Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.

Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...

Got to protect your valuables.

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/