eddie

the half-open-eyed WOW!! is the stuff of legend.

“IS LABUBU PAZUZU?!!” is something i would say if there were no problems anyone was experiencing anywhere on earth and also my brain had been replaced by a copy of the Lego Batman movie

I for one welcome our new marzipan overlords.

I wish Elon had put even one second less thought into his new political party because I think we got very close to him calling it “the Political Party”

i feel like red scare has been trying to appeal to no one their entire existence and are finally really succeeding

its getting so u can’t even get your own hour long Netflix Special predicated on dehumanizing vulnerable minorities anymore. Fuck me for being white I guess

“Boy they dont make em like this anymore” (the other dinsoaur scientists at the dig site attack me with shovels for speaking my Truth).

I think she can do it

kind of a huge missed opportunity that this has never been a spiderman game mechanic

devastated that Shanice’s song for Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker is actually Not that good.

the imported boers right now

I am holding what appears to be a congealed brick of fruity pebbles and sprinkles. It tastes like what I assumed L’oreal shampoo would taste like as child and has the consistency of Legos whose DNA has collapsed. In the distance, 30,000 tons of taconite drops off of a conveyor belt to be smelted and turned into molten steel.

“How can you bear to work in Irontown” Well they give me all the microplastics I can eat buddy.

the Witness.

society if ryland lived for War

remorseful trump voters should be welcomed back into the big tent democratic party. non-remorseful trump voters too. just one big tent with every single dem and republican densely packed into a publicly advertised location at a publicly advertised time.

Ok even more insane that she expects me to donate to that then

i needed thom yorke to speak out about this like. less than i needed the da vinki twins to

why does Kamal harris have a Fight Fund even. What the hell is she fighting

i love that both people who are making the best music imaginable right now (doechii and pinkpantheress) repeatedly credit hayley williams as an inspiration. one alone would turn me into a neutron star but both has to feel crazy.

most people are named "Apple Man" or somesuch

this is the type of thing that labels in my dreams say if i spend an incredible amount of effort trying to read them

its always so flabbergasting that theres like 6700 hours of sex and the city and not a single good line of dialogue the entire time

who up peening their tenons

wow and you can read the original script right here rylandduncan.substack.com/p/m3gans-inf...

Kramdar E. and Kramdar S. getting into a huge fight on Bachelorette Season 133

Me and my treasured friend Lucyana wrote a play and it is Soon and you can get tickets here if you want to see me Monk Out:
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Yeah it does buddy. It says Youre dumb.

the pure and awesome psychological damage exhibited by the phrase “well the fact that I thought it was real really says something about society these days”

just found out ethan klein isnt gay. Mindblowing experience. do not recommend