phoebe

lmao i woke up with food poisoning and had to reschedule 🙃

nice

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

i could eat chips with vinegar every meal for the rest of my life

people joke about folks in ireland and the uk getting chips with things like chinese food or pizza but honestly it's pretty sweet

honestly, good for her. who wouldn't love getting baked, slapped, and topped on a saturday evening

An email from Four Star Pizza saying that they are "baking, slapping, and topping" my pizza as I read the email.

you're doing WHAT to my pizza???

lake - phoebe clarke 1 august, 2025 i admit i've thought of diving in, surrendering to its echoed gaze, or its low-droned hum, or maybe the comfort of weightlessness. there's something seductive about the jump, both submitting to the drop and robbing god of his reign. being wet isn't even the goal and i don't know what is. it might be that it's the closest i'll get to an aimless drift in the empty of space but i haven't confirmed that yet. it could be a lust for the smeared electric vision flip-side if my eyelids obey. it's probably because i fucking deserve it. the bitter spill tracing the length of my spine like your elevator in free fall. keratin softened, fingers wrinkled, hair damp. all the side effects one might view as part of natural order. like the nicotine-free soot of does piled four high lining our throats. or their fawn caught innocent in our hair-trigger multi-spectral vision. or the rigid bolt overnighted to our next meal's frontal lobe. gaia's divine plan for everything but us and i'm throwing myself to starving wolves.

new #poem: lake

www.phoebe.codes/poetry/poems...

I WANT TO BELIEVE BELAUGH BELOVE

getting my first tattoo on mondayyyy

lake - phoebe clarke 1 august, 2025 i admit i've thought of diving in, surrendering to its echoed gaze, or its low-droned hum, or maybe the comfort of weightlessness. there's something seductive about the jump, both submitting to the drop and robbing god of his reign. being wet isn't even the goal and i don't know what is. it might be that it's the closest i'll get to an aimless drift in the empty of space but i haven't confirmed that yet. it could be a lust for the smeared electric vision flip-side if my eyelids obey. it's probably because i fucking deserve it. the bitter spill tracing the length of my spine like your elevator in free fall. keratin softened, fingers wrinkled, hair damp. all the side effects one might view as part of natural order. like the nicotine-free soot of does piled four high lining our throats. or their fawn caught innocent in our hair-trigger multi-spectral vision. or the rigid bolt overnighted to our next meal's frontal lobe. gaia's divine plan for everything but us and i'm throwing myself to starving wolves.

new #poem: lake

www.phoebe.codes/poetry/poems...

chugging boba before therapy, tapioca slamming the back of my throat in rapid succession

they both have problems but idc.

my wife and i also went as a gender-swapped mulder and scully for halloween the year before i came out which is also p funny.

tie between The X-Files and Twin Peaks for me

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

i'm from memphis and i play guitar, it's basically a requirement

i'm realizing my recurring "dying in water" metaphor is might be a bit influenced by my jeff buckley obsession in college

ok i actually don't dislike spectre as much as others dislike it, but quantum of solace is still the only movie i've walked out of the cinema during

after watching a lot (but not all) of the james bond movies over the last few months, i still feel like the daniel craig movies are my fav, which is wild when two of them are trash

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

her next kid is going to be gerard way paytas-hacman i just know it

i stg i thought trisha paytas naming her kid aquaman was a fucking joke

ignore the fact that i misspelled their name lol

i started watching the osborne's (no particular reason) and it's such a wonderful early 2000s time capsule

cracking open a cold one and booting up genshin impact just like the founding fathers intended

when you shipping to 🇮🇪

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

kpop demon hunters is goated

TIL buldak is suitable for vegetarians???

leaving tech to become a personal injury lawyer