April Sharp, MD

Looking forward to the media spin when he comes out in his underwear next time: "We're hearing something about a big, beautiful breeze. Details at 11."

Someone just drove by with the license plate SACCADE which is exactly what I did to read it and figure out if I knew the driver. Well played!

Day 8 and the 10-month soccer season also starts today. Oh goodie. 🫩

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I had this on VHS:
youtu.be/fweYx7eelp8?...

Who's your friend?

The Savannah Bananas players in yellow uniforms dancing over home plate with yellow streamers falling behind them

And they come from way behind to win with a homer in the bottom of the 9th! #SavannahBananas #CamdenYards

Some neighborhood kids randomly showed up at our house this evening (not a normal occurrence).

Husband: Do we think they'll be here through dinner?

Me: 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just order some pizzas and feed them.

Because no children should go hungry. It's that simple.

New Labor Chief training documents just dropped:

Juke the stats.
Juke the stats.
Juke the MFing stats.

Flu complication that causes sudden and severe brain swelling is rising in kids, doctors warn Acute necrotizing encephalopathy is deadly in more than a quarter of kids diagnosed with the inflammatory brain disease.

The authors emphasized the importance of annual flu shots for kids. The majority of the 41 children who developed deadly acute necrotizing encephalopathy had not been vaccinated.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

- Hey Bob, you know they say if you keep going up you'll hit something called air that you can't swim in.

- Okay, Dale.

- And even further up there's this glowing ball that makes light and heat.

- Dale, do you see any light or heat around here? You've been hitting the chemovents too hard.

I love these cams! I should give my in-laws one so I can see all their suburban avian shenanigans.

Black and white photo of the Mormon temple in the background and a bridge in the foreground that says "surrender Dorothy" with text added to say "surrender Dorothy's slippers"

So many questionable life decisions to reflect on if we can ever manage to retire

Started off with a bang. Instead of prayers, send coping mechanisms. Healthy or unhealthy is fine. Beggars can't be choosers.

ANE is a terrible disease. This is our experience with flu and ANE over the past 2 flu seasons.

15 years is also the age of girls they would like to introduce to "society" in said ballroom

This is why I do LPs. "Tell me if you feel anything sharp." 😉😉

Baltimore (you know Bodymore, Murdaland) has record-low homicides this year. Only 4 in the whole month of April. Rates have consistently declined the last couple years. We have data, but we need louder advocates.

ANE is a terrible disease. This is our experience with flu and ANE over the past 2 flu seasons.

Pourfour du Petit syndrome is the most obscure one I've diagnosed

That EEG would be very slow, so yeah, could be.

Welcome to Maryland 😞

Just secured Savannah Bananas tickets! 🍌⚾

Debuting "Sharp's Tips for Taps" in a lecture tomorrow, then will post here. Stay tuned!

Since we don't have any ideas on the second part, let's try the first one just in case. #it'stheguns

Blue computer screen with white text that says "The security database on the server does not have a computer account for this workstation trust relationship."

This relationship obviously isn't built on trust

Starting today, the next day that I have completely off is 8/21. Pray for me. 😬

I challenge AI to an em dash fight. Whoever uses them better gets to keep them.

Same

We should not support any regime that won't feed hungry children.

That includes our own.