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Krissi Sandvik

@secretalpaca.bsky.social

Californian. dogs, cats, art, sewing, and general creativity are awesome (TERFS are not). Death to the patriarchy. I say fuck a lot.

200 Followers  |  385 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2023  |  2.2039

Latest posts by secretalpaca.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’ve been dreading the process of finding all my Thriends over here so I can leave the other place, but the influx of trolls, bots, select Facebook people (gah!), and what Threads did to the Tennessee Holler has finally pushed me over the edge. <begin de-threading process>

29.06.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that episode of Black Mirror. It was fucking terrifying.

09.02.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad you recognized me that day! πŸ’–

08.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was absolutely silent, but if she had a thought bubble over her head, it would have said β€œomg cringe” 🀣 Pretty sure that’s what she was furiously typing into her phone when she spun her chair away from me.

Anyway, I’ve been laughing about it since.
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08.02.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I unintentionally horrified a teen at the salon today when I (58 yo & silver haired) pointed out that her magenta hair dye was the one I used when I was in my 40s AND we were wearing matching black Chucks…
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08.02.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d pay to watch them in Thunderdome … as long as Schiff doesn’t fight with strongly worded letters, serious talks, or a leaflet campaign.

08.02.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He says my work surface is a disaster area.

06.02.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. My husband and I mentioned that β€œfractions of penniesβ€œ scam at the same time yesterday. I’m afraid the programming will go about the same way (except he won’t stop).

04.02.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NORRRMMMM!!!!

26.01.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTo be clear, I bought the truck before he became a polarizing political figure.”

Bullshit, lady. He was a transphobic, racist, misogynistic POS for a LONG time before you even ordered that car. You just got the keys before the Hitler salute. Die mad about it. *flips the bird*

26.01.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t get a picture but Dude was trying to get a bite of my husband’s gnocchi (I think it was the call of the fresh Parmesan Reggiano).

26.01.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude says hey.

26.01.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s cold, def Tom Kha Gai. It’s spicy, it’s sour, and it’s creamy. Plus chunks of chicken. Mmmmmmmm. Tom kha gai *Homer drool*

23.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staying off social media - not reading, watching, or engaging with anything related to FOTUS (already deactivated my Meta accounts). Watching some MLK day content in PBS (probably). Might sew and tidy my art/sewing space.

20.01.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the two late-teen girls who, on two separate days last week, complimented me on two different casual outfits. This 58-year old appreciated it so much! I’m thrilled young women are lifting other women up - including ones who aren’t their contemporaries. I need to do this more.

19.01.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A real hot tomato! Ha chachacha!

18.01.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GAHHHHH! He’s so cute!

18.01.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We β€œbore witness” from November 2017 to January 6, 2021. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

14.01.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me either. I curated my feed over there really well and was extremely happy with how the algorithm was working. But then he announced Meta’s no-fact-checking policy and his other rhetoric and beliefs sort of drained a lot of the fun out of it.

13.01.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I broke my social media β€˜diet’ to keep up on what’s going on in LA with the fires. Then Zuck publicly went full red pill & MAGA so while I’m still not posting, I am going back and forth between Threads and Bluesky to make sure I’m following everyone I love from over there. Wish me luck.

13.01.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single thing. Kitty is perfect.

12.01.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve been using it for several years and it was super helpful during the Caldor and Grizzly Fires (and all the other not-huge ones in the Sierras/foothills). Hope everyone stays safe.

08.01.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed Loggins was the all powerful ruler of poppy theme songs for 80s movies. Caddyshack, Top Gun, Footloose, AND Vacation. Lindsay was channeling his inner Kenny Loggins that day for sure.

13.12.2024 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned, and still haven’t really processed, that the song β€œHoliday Road” from National Lampoon’s Vacation was Lindsay Buckingham-NOT Kenny Loggins as I had assumed for 41 years. I feel like I’ve slipped through a crack in the universe into an alternate reality; which would explain a lot.

12.12.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I *LOVE* my new vocabulary word. Thanks for that!

11.12.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still on my social media hiatus, but poked my head in to follow some folks back. Anyway, I’ll be back later on but I think I’ll be on SM a lot less in the coming months. ❀️

20.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woo hoo! You’re here!!! ❀️

13.11.2024 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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