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So what I’m gathering is a pedophilic billionaire successfully worked to destigmatize race science among the academic, political, and business elite partly by sex trafficking girls. Is that the shape of it so far?

I'm gonna jump off a building

You can Venmo me if you need help dw

Hmm.

sorry i need to distract myself from suicide inducing hockey why is mark carney gripping both the fraying threads of the global liberal world order AND hudson williams

worst three fucking minutes of my liiiife

sacrifice one of the zoomers draw a penalty i dgaf

ok that's it

this game is stressing me out so fucking bad man that oilers first line is brutal

if the oilers win this game I'm going to straight off jump off the roof

you buying?

bro watching the hockey game and there's a GIANT (apparently gatorade) ad all the way along the boards that just says "IS IT IN YOU"

"I'd be enjoying this a lot more if your husband was dead."

Also why does Smith look like a haunted Victorian child after every game like are they hydrating that boy why does he look like a wrung out sponge

I love that they just call him "Will Smith hockey" with a completely straight face like it's actually his legal name

maybe we could add MORE qualifiers here. what about the most points from teammate duos age 20 or younger and also one of the guys is from Vancouver and they both played in Boston. What about then

sorry what the fuck is going on sharks are taking hits all over the ice

askarov if i see you in the bay it's a free drink from me if we get out of this

noooooo boys what the fuck are you doing letting a 5 on 3 FUCK

they even have a villain-turned-team-dad (reaves)

sharks hockey is NOT joking about the Power of Friendship this is a my little pony ass team

askarov doesn't deserve this treatment (rolling around in front of the net because no one on sharks defense can intercept)

watching the shrockey game on a 12 hour delay and this sharks fucking defense man

1. The thing about science that these jokers don't understand is that science cannot be vibe-coded.

Whatever its flaws, the point with vibe coding is that you're trying to quickly make something that sorta works, where you can immediately sorta see if it sorta works and then sorta use it.

Hey is this guy bothering you king

living for shrockey tonight to be so real

From your lips to God's ears

Someone gestured at me recently and said “and you must have a tough time* because you just have such long and thick hair” and I literally almost kissed her

*with hair wash schedules and working out

God I love my hair this long I can’t believe I forgot how fun it is. I feel like a princess

Why is it so tough?? I get it completely