@fatboyfat.bsky.social
Never knowingly underweight. Avi courtesy of @dochackenbush.bsky.social
Same
13.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010,000 Maniacs enter the conversation.
13.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m drinking Picpoul de Pinet, and as I always do on these occasions, blaming @mittendamour.bsky.social
13.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would probably vote for this gentleman.
12.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s like Highlander.
There can be only one.
A big ginger sleeping cat. You can’t tell from the picture, but he’s an idiot.
Henry, dreaming of shenanigans.
12.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blimey, where’s that one?
12.02.2026 10:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Surely not *that* Adam Woodyatt?
12.02.2026 10:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
11.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 11343 🔁 3899 💬 74 📌 172Oh yes. Mrs fbf made chili con carne with venison on Sunday (we’re not posh, it was a treat).
Monday’s seconds was the absolute tits.
My word, you’re literally 10 mins away from me right now.
*looks at front door nervously*
Giles Coren has been supporting this restaurant, which is all the reason I need to give it a hard swerve.
11.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your alt text could say: “Sod it, this’ll do” and it would at least be more honest.
09.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was this the Toby Carvery one from last year?
09.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Direct mentions in the Epstein Files...
Starmer 0
Farage 18
Mandelson 10
Person getting all the hate
Starmer.
Shows me journalists care more about narrative and sales than victims...
Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
08.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
February comes around so quickly these days.
08.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ironic if it actually was a puma this time.
08.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Certainly worth the tens of billions spent on it then, isn’t it?
08.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Panic-buys charcoal)
08.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work.
“Would you say it that way to your gran? Then why write it like that?”
Apropos of nothing, I’m now singing “Falcon sex hat” to the tune of “crazy horses”.
08.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All you’ve got to do is be yourself.
07.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There’s a lot of it about.
07.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, you can start a sentence with “and”. And I strongly recommend you do.
07.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HMS Occasionally Daunted
06.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pint of Brains SA coming up!
06.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Supermarket display of cucumbers with the sign “Ideal for valentine’s”.
Blimey
06.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought they already were, to be honest.
06.02.2026 11:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
