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Latest posts by averagesizedperson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Epstein Emails Reveal a Lost New York

The disgraced financier's recently released documents are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.

Epstein Emails Reveal a Lost New York The disgraced financier's recently released documents are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.

I love how many nyt journalists have fought so hard for 5 days being like "we aren't terminally corrupted by Epstein and the same forces that worked with him! We're real journalists and not executing an agenda! We're not in bed with pedos!" and then the nyt drops this today lol

16.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
This is Terry the fat shark 
He hopes to accept this Prima official strategy guide for Quest 64 as a token of his friendship 
Terry will return with another gift next Wednesday

This is Terry the fat shark He hopes to accept this Prima official strategy guide for Quest 64 as a token of his friendship Terry will return with another gift next Wednesday

12.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

I saw one of those β€œnostalgic atmosphere” videos called something like β€œit’s 2010 and you’re sipping on a juice box in the back of your mom’s car” and i just scromited up dust and bone fragments

05.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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incredible reaction to zohran winning

05.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4028    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 171

greg, that's a negative thing. you support every dem except the one that the rank and file are most supportive of.

05.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i notice you haven't posted anything about zohran...

05.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Clown.]

05.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9125    πŸ” 2231    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 50

everyone is losing their minds including the cameramen and announcers

28.10.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're like a 2017 alt-right "are you LE TRIGGURD" guy who ended up in the body of a guy with white dreads.

29.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i kinda pity him because he obviously has some serious problems and he takes it out on all his fellow white people.

29.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just to be clear bad empanada is literally an Australian who whines about how 'the first world must pay' and that's why he's anti-union. If your guy is the freak shoveling Tim Tams in his mouth while sneering about collective bargaining being 'treat culture' you're too dumb to be trusted.

29.09.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I had to check that this is real and Trump actually posted this AI video of him saying everyone is getting medbed cards and yeah no he really did post this on truth social I don't even.................................................

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

28.09.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6

We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now

16.09.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5442    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 43
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It’s real: Speaker Johnson falsely claims Trump was FBI informant against Epstein (a Qanon conspiracy theory)

05.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 30

I cannot think of a dumber thing you could say

05.09.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

"Woke and SJW Died."

-the Sages of Reddit

Bonus for @shuchancellor.online - Redditeur 2 says 'many latinos hate woke these days'. THE LATAM UNDERSTANDER HAS LOGGED THE FUCK ON!

05.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field.

There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.

01.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5176    πŸ” 2094    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 71

i know this is unrelated, but if you cover mad movies as part of nick knacks at night: my mother was actually a cast member of that show.

01.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes i have.

but you don't gotta see shit to smell shit

18.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m right

18.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1190    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 13

i'm a zack snyder fan and even i think this is delusional

18.08.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Newsom quote tweeting a Nazi account that tweeted an old photo of him

Newsom quote tweeting a Nazi account that tweeted an old photo of him

Gavin Newsom is openly boosting a Nazi account on Twitter now

18.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1558    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 85
Bsky user sandra says 7 hours ago: Gavin Newsom is the πŸ‘‘

Bsky user sandra says 7 hours ago: Gavin Newsom is the πŸ‘‘

Bsky user True Blue 9T said 3 days ago: Newsom is the πŸ‘‘ of 🧌 bc Newsom tweeted at ted Cruz to learn math

Bsky user True Blue 9T said 3 days ago: Newsom is the πŸ‘‘ of 🧌 bc Newsom tweeted at ted Cruz to learn math

Bsky user my name is Steve with a blue heart in their username for being a Democrat probably: what a Newsom king! Love it laugh emoji, king emoji, crown emoji

Bsky user my name is Steve with a blue heart in their username for being a Democrat probably: what a Newsom king! Love it laugh emoji, king emoji, crown emoji

Bsky user gr3te with a maple leaf and union jack inexplicably in their username: Lol  πŸ˜‚ πŸ’™ πŸ‘‘ awesome hashtag Newsom

Bsky user gr3te with a maple leaf and union jack inexplicably in their username: Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ’™ πŸ‘‘ awesome hashtag Newsom

Libs, like a month ago: NO KINGS

Libs, now: BOW NOW BEFORE GOD MASTER GAVIN AND WEEP YE MORTALS FOR OUR LONG PROPHESIED KING HAS ARISEN

18.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 22

I'd vote for her in a cocaine heartbeat and I'm not kidding.

18.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5093    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 19

Gavin Newsom says his son is a Charlie Kirk fan, and instead of being horrified at the thought of his own flesh and blood being indoctrinated by fascists, he instead invited Kirk onto his podcast for a chat and treats him like a pal. Like if that doesn’t say it all I don’t know what will

18.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

you: "look elia kazan snitched on thought criminals but at least he wasn't a sex criminal!"
us: "actually he was a sex criminal"
you: "ad hominem mayhaps?"

18.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone from Gaza losing their accounts after Bluesky got mad about people asking to stop the deletion of Palestinian accounts and hiding those posts is just top class petulant baby moderation

16.08.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 908    πŸ” 392    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 21

well what did the genre ever do for me

29.07.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
in watchmen (2009) a graffiti reads "who watches the watchmen?" this is a reference to mARCIA LUCAS WHOSE LAST-MINUTE EDITS SNATCHED VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT, ADDING

in watchmen (2009) a graffiti reads "who watches the watchmen?" this is a reference to mARCIA LUCAS WHOSE LAST-MINUTE EDITS SNATCHED VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT, ADDING

30.07.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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