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I almost got to touch Paul Bellini.

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I’m sure you’ve seen this, but just in case…

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30.01.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knows? No one knows what the lyrics are.

30.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This chord progression is just Pachelbel’s Canon in D

30.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude got a fivehead.

30.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear hear! I’ll stop talking about it. But, I am afraid that someone in real life will mention a Sirius talk radio ad, and I will vomit up an hours worth of opinions that I’ve never had the chance to share.

29.01.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, what about the sales training guy that grunt-screams β€œ90%!”

29.01.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That dude says β€œmy wife” in the same commercial, and I always repeat it in the Borat voice.

29.01.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking about getting really into The Spider-Man. I really need to shake things up in regards to my personality.

29.01.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best Who album: The Who by Numbers

The worst Who album: The Who by Numbers

28.01.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s alright. Every single one of us has got that dude inside.

28.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America in 2024: We’re bored and egg prices are a few cents higher. So, we’re going to put this dementia ridden, narcissistic pedophile protector in the role of most powerful person in the world. And, we will let him get all his ideas from a white supremacist who’s insecure in his masculinity.

28.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we have an update on Dean Cain?

26.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure to give the drummer some.

26.01.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn straight, KAT

26.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

So. According to every Republicans’ argument and DHS policy, the Capitol Police should have shot thousands of rioters on Jan 6 for impeding government functions.

Do I have this right?

25.01.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, that’s just the solid, sandals on the ground journalism we’ve come to expect from these Dead Beat Reporters.

23.01.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWith trade rumors swirling around Donna, she needed a strong performance tonight. And, she delivered with a killer Playing in the Band that will secure her spot in the lineup for now.”

23.01.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A stats guy to crunch the numbers. Injury reports. β€œInside the Phil Zone” updates.

23.01.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You and someone else should start a sporadic podcast called β€œAsk a Deadhead” where newbies like me can email questions for y’all to help navigate the vast canon.

22.01.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. So much of watching, or even playing, football is the equivalent of standing in line.

20.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An average NFL game: more than 100 commercials and just 11 minutes of play For five months of the year, the National Football League dominates Sundays in the United States; it’s more popular than church

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20.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shannon Dawson looks like the dad from the Wonder Years is wearing a Chris Hayes costume.

20.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh. I see it now. Very chic.

16.01.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s on your feet?

16.01.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honky Kong

15.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not fair. This picture was taken in the winter, and everyone knows Pultes stow acorns in their cheeks to survive the low temperatures.

12.01.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food. Explore this post and more from the minnesota community

Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.

10.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11658    πŸ” 4180    πŸ’¬ 453    πŸ“Œ 738

Self checkouts shouldn’t have an items limit. They should have a time limit. If you can’t check yourself out in 3 minutes, you have to leave the store without your items.

06.01.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My man looks like someone gave Jabba the Hut one of those exploding cartoon cigars

03.01.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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