Laura Stuart

78 Years Ago Today:

78 Years Ago Today:

Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

We are doing our best not to dismember any more journalists with bone saws www.ft.com/content/dc11...

the bbc should be forced to replay the whole day’s coverage of january 6th in full every january 6th, exactly as it was broadcast at the time, so no-one can accuse them of misleadingly editing it

Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr

Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

BBC really burying the lede there

Alan carr winning the game and then winning psychologically by forcing the others to forgive him immediately....total superiority

FUCKING SHAKESPEARE #TheCelebrityTraitors

Incredible telly #celebritytraitors

Dr Ian Malcolm saying Your voters were so preoccupied with 6-7 they never stopped to think of 9/11

Rudy Giuliani today

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

There’s a “comedown” mode on the water dispenser

THE BLEAKNESS

I’m STILL thinking and boring people about Balkan Erotic by Marina Abramovic at Factory International in Manchester at the weekend and suspect that’s going to be a thing for a while yet

Oh, SAME.

Robert f Kennedy eats human shit

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

I ❤️ Viz

oh god no he hoovered up his own brain

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can

We used to be a real country

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

Cable Street battle, Jewish London East End #OnThisDay 4 Oct 1936 with banner explicitly adapting antifascist slogan of defence of Madrid "NO PASARÁN." They shall not pass. Remember Olympia refers to 1934 British Union of Fascists meeting where they set on antifascist protesters