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David Souter

@darkwingdavid.bsky.social

For a pessimist, I’m pretty optimistic. What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.

91 Followers  |  109 Following  |  62 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2023  |  2.0364

Latest posts by darkwingdavid.bsky.social on Bluesky

They’re playing Incubus on the store radio at my job. Do I submit my application for the retirement home now or….?

16.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SUPER cool that I got a pay raise at work and then my hours IMMEDIATELY got cut. During our “busy” season, too. Love that for me.

10.09.2025 14:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want a remastered Guitar Hero collection with a new guitar controller for the current generation of consoles. I don’t feel like that’s a lot to ask for.

10.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I really hope that, with the wild popularity of Krypto’s inclusion in the new Superman movie, that we’ll get to see Ace in The Brave and The Bold. How about it, @jamesgunn.bsky.social?

25.07.2025 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1) The new Superman movie was EXCELLENT.

2) Since Supes got to wear his trunks, I’m gonna need the DCU’s Batman to also have trunks.

3) In fact, can we FINALLY get the gray and blue Batsuit in live action? Like, I want the Neal Adams Batsuit in live action. Please and thank you.

15.07.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They really don’t.

28.06.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone is REALLY wearing a MAGA hat in the Holocaust Museum and I’ve never wanted to start a fight so quickly.

28.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In DC for a couple of days and I always forget how marvelous it is to be in a city that’s both very walkable and also has reliable public transit (especially the trains!!!).

28.06.2025 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait, are you telling me the guy who failed at running a real estate empire and failed at running casinos and failed at running an airline and failed at running a football team and failed at fighting a pandemic has failed at destroying Iran's nuke program? how the fuck did we Nazi this coming

24.06.2025 20:55 — 👍 1741    🔁 339    💬 46    📌 7

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Eat a bag of dicks, couchf*cker!

21.06.2025 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This was a real post from 47 on Juneteenth.

20.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 4659    🔁 1044    💬 227    📌 43

It’s my semi-annual declaration that I REALLY wanna be in a folk/bluegrass band.

28.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not even summer and I’m already tired of summer.

08.05.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously. This man is so damn country he’s got cornbread falling out of his mouth.

06.05.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all ever hear someone talk with such a thick country accent that you need subtitles? I’m having that experience right now. I’m from the South and I’M having trouble understanding this person.

05.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for JT tonight! #ItsGonnaBeMay

01.05.2025 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next time we launch some billionaires into space, I vote we just leave them up there. What’s the worst that could happen?

18.04.2025 04:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“DOGMA: A 25th Anniversary Celebration” Official Trailer
YouTube video by Kevin Smith “DOGMA: A 25th Anniversary Celebration” Official Trailer

I’m SO fucking excited for this.

01.04.2025 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since Easter is almost upon us, this is your yearly reminder that Peeps are absolute trash and I will NOT be elaborating any further.

23.03.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d really love to high five Louis DeJoy. In the face. With a chair.

18.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hope everyone’s had an excellent St. Paddy’s Day! Slaínte! ☘️

18.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

10.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 29940    🔁 5984    💬 263    📌 118
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Spinning my newest find while I do some light chores around the house. #vinyl #music #GarthBrooks

10.03.2025 16:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, if any of y’all are in said Democrats’ districts — PRIMARY those motherfuckers. Democrats that refuse to take a stand or support their fellow lawmakers when they do so don’t deserve to be in office.

06.03.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes”

06.03.2025 15:54 — 👍 2215    🔁 122    💬 39    📌 1

Remember, the president does not have the authority to unilaterally shut down the Education Department. Doing so would require an act of Congress and at least 60 votes in the Senate.

06.03.2025 15:52 — 👍 2608    🔁 401    💬 39    📌 12

Trump is expected to issue an executive order as soon as today, instructing his newly confirmed education secretary to begin efforts to close the department she now leads.

06.03.2025 15:52 — 👍 3369    🔁 612    💬 174    📌 44

writing can be an extremely painful experience, particularly when your keyboard has spikes on every key

06.03.2025 16:00 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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The privatization of Soviet industries is exactly how Putin built his power.

Public services should not be privatized.

Full stop.

06.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 619    🔁 205    💬 14    📌 7
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Barn Owl! 👁️ 👁️

#barnowl #owls #birding #birds

06.03.2025 16:23 — 👍 56    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

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