Bryan Buchs

Frame it, put it in the Louvre.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Pump this straight into my veins.

That’s more like it!

Feet up, fire roaring, and Packer football on the outdoor screen.

Packers, don’t harsh my vibe here. I got a good thing going.

The presentation of the prize cabbage

A fresh head of green cabbage wrapped in plastic.

First Homecoming dance tonight.

When the kid gets here to pick her up, I’m going to explain how it is traditional in Our Culture for the family of the young woman to present a prized cabbage to the family of the young man.

Miller’s Crossing is 35.
Albert Finney had such a good time making Miller’s Crossing that he turned up on his day off to appear in drag when Gabriel Byrne bursts into the ladies room.

I still remember my first fist-bump - I almost broke that dude’s knuckles.

I’m sorry, Mr. Whatever-Your-Name-Was.

Black t-shirt with the words Mondo Lucha across the chest

Is it cool to wear the shirt of the thing to the thing? I says yes.

I wonder who invented shaving.
And why.
And what the reponse to it was.

Me, re: my daughter, age 3: "You know what - if they tell us in a few years that she's got a photographic memory, I will not be that surprised"

Me, re: my daughter age 14: For the 943rd day in a row, I remind her to clean the litterbox.

I just saw that today's date (9/16/25 in America, 16.9.25 in the civilized world) is a series of squares: 3x3/4x4/5x5

Everything is terrible, but that's something cool about today that we can all enjoy for a moment. Math is a language of the Universe. I love when I hear it like this.

#numbernerd

Two bandages on the upper arm: green and blue, with hearts.

F* you, RFK.

I thought this was a joke. It's not, and holy crap that's so awesome.

An ex's parents owned a tavern on KK (now Belli's Bistro). Lightning & Thunder played the grand opening with no stage—they performed right from the *top of the bar*. Legit top-10 concert.

2023: “Let Russ Cook!”
2025: “Russ Is Cooked!”

It’s cute that they think they’ll still be operating in 2029.

First play 100% legal even by today’s standard. Second one, ehhhh…. BUT WHAT A HIT!

Just put on a pair of jeans for the first time in 3+ months after a steady diet of grilled meats, cheese curds, frozen custard, and beer and HOO BOY.

Inside the Micah Parsons trade: How things fell apart in Dallas, and why Green Bay moved quickly Micah Parsons wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy "for life." The disputed nature of a March meeting with Jerry Jones helped chart a course for his exit.

Was ESPN just a ghostwriter for Jerry Jones on this piece? Did the league office tell them to take the heat off Jones? Don’t read this schlock.

Grilled peaches! I’m inspired now. Going to get some vanilla custard in the morning.

Cherry Vanilla was something I wouldn’t want to have all the time (moot point, this was my only one in the cellar), but oh boy was that good. Haven’t had a CS in a few years, and that didn’t disappoint either. Central Waters consistently awesome! Time to start working through my XXI-XXV…

Two bottles of beer from Central Waters Brewing Company. On the left is a Vanilla Cherry Stout; vintage is unknown but I suspect to be 2022. On the right in the rear is a Cassian Sunset from 2021; tasting notes of coffee, vanilla, and cinnamon. Both will be empty by bedtime.

Stout Season is upon us. Enjoy.

I did a mock-up of Micah Parsons in a Packers uniform:

Epic thread.

Two bankers checks pinned to a corkboard. Each are from FanDuel in the amount of zero dollars and ninety-six cents.

FanDuel’s accounting department noticed that I hadn’t cashed the last check, so they graciously sent another.

Had to describe LCD Soundsystem to my Lyft driver as “White-Boy Dance Music”. Which was pretty damn accurate. Killer show.

My knees are angry with me.

YouTube video by Wear Haha Mitch Hedberg - The donut joke

Me: A half gallon of the macadamia nut, please.

<cashier hands me the bag>

Cashier: would you like your receipt?