*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

🎵The Leeeeafs fuckin’ suck baaaaaallsss🎵

Nooooo keep posting!! I’m obsessed with this series too.

I’m so impressed with his accent and the number of Russian lines he has. Major kudos to his dialect coach Kate Yablunovsky.

VIA is fine (especially on the new trains) and honestly preferable to flying if you can handle the potential for delays but we desperately need high speed rail for the Windsor to Quebec City corridor

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

I adored Alice Munro’s stories but I can’t read them without thinking about her complicity in her husband’s sexual abuse.

Her protagonists were always so strong in their ability to reject the male gaze and live without men but she chose to stay with a pedophile over supporting her own daughter.

Jesus Christ.

Chicago Cut by a knife

An Afro-Latino man walks away from the camera wearing a red long sleeved hockey jersey with black accents that reads POULIN 29 on the back in white lettering

Vladdy Jr came in wearing a game-worn Marie-Philip Poulin jersey?

Oh he’s *all* in tonight. You don’t invoke Captain Clutch’s name without truly meaning it. #GoJaysGo #TeamCanada #womenshockey

Dude pulled an American flag out from under his shirt so he might be perfectly okay with that.

Is the crueler punishment making him stay here?

Getting thrown out for life at that because MLSE is definitely using facial recognition software

once again posting The Chart

The White House would be so much cuntier if Hildi from Trading Spaces was overseeing the renovation.

Imagine the Lincoln Bedroom with hay as a wall treatment.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I’ve been saying that since midnight

RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds

Israel isn’t going to involve itself in a Democratic primary contest in Maine.

AIPAC as an organization would send a whole bunch of cash to a pro-Zionist candidate but Mossad didn’t prop up a Croatian tattoo parlour that made him get a totenkopf on his chest and keep it around for twenty years.

Hey I’ll happily bring him back home if the Oilers don’t think he’s a top 6 player

“Difference in alignment” is really the only reason why someone leaves with days left until opening night

Nah he’s the mascot of the US Forest Service which predates the CCC and WPA

Don’t let him know about the Civilian Conservation Corps

Lord grant me the strength of a man who'll consider ordering the 82d Airborne to patrol Portland days after attempting a Patton impression for 800 flown-in generals, admirals and senior enlisteds