Mudit Verma

The miracle cure for jealousy is my performance on this app.

Doing a bite? Not… taking a bite?

A niche microbial rapper named Waka Floxacin #humor #science #hiphop

YouTube video by Mudit Verma Bro hopes for the best 📰 #usnews

Watch my very short political humor premise #comedy youtube.com/shorts/kqvt3...

My relatively new MacBook is glitching harder than a traditional Indian mother watching a school dance in the U.S.

r/AskBaking u/veryverygooddoggo • 301d What happened to my aquafaba merengues... They just... evaporated? I did use monkfruit sweetener instead of regular white sugar, so was that what affected it? The only ingredients I used were aquafaba (salt included) and monkfruit sweetener.

i've never fucked up a recipe so bad that it dematerialized

Will the next fyre festival have open mic #comedy ? #standup

Naming my kids Private Equity so that they can get away with anything #comedy

I feel like an economic version of an atheist where instead of actively trying to disprove god, I’m actively trying to disprove any benefits of late-stage capitalism - mainly bc I’m broke. #humor #writing

Tesla has taken so many Ls that it should be named Tesllllllllla #comedy

Today is the day of double and triple bonds, but not single bonds #piday #chem

Balloon pop but for Indian arranged marriages where the popping doesn’t matter as it’s just for show

The best way to solve being overqualified is to convert to Hinduism because your resume will be blank again next life #work #humor

One of my least favorite things about the East Coast is that you meet people who genuinely always wanted to be a mid-level consultant for McKenzie like at least pretend you had to settle for something less than having a personality

Overthinking is only called overthinking when others don’t like the idea

In the same way people talk about combat sports as a socially acceptable venue for aggression is the way I think about people egging cybertrucks. It's not something I feel the need to take a part in, but I'm glad the people doing it found a healthy outlet.

#unpopularopinion gratitude journals are meant to make the exploitation of you feel justified

LinkedIn mobile has games to reflect how companies pretend to hire #sad

Hello good morning I wish I was from India but my parents are instead. #sunday

I bet Vance never said “thank you” to his couch. #smh

My scorching hot political take #humor

I thought the official language of the U.S. was the 2nd amendment

Wait, I always thought the official language of the United States was physical touch (based on the second amendment) 🤔 #politics

Thank you!!!!

I get consistent high quality sleep only when I’m chronically depressed

Any experienced tutors here? Tips for new tutors? #comment

YouTube TV not being free must’ve been inspired by the American healthcare system.

Work life balance becomes so much easier right after getting laid off

In some fairness, Bill Belichick’s girlfriend looks at least a decade over 24. #comedy #football