Bridie Powers

New Quantum Research Reveals That Time Doesn’t Flow Forward But Folds In On Itself, Meaning Your… What This Means For The Future And How Humans Should Make Sense Of It

No joke, I’ve actually theorized this for a while.

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A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Local Pastor Rebrands Sabbath As "Sunday Gunday" “The Only Thing To Defeat A Bad Demon Is A Good Demon With A Gun”

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Whatever I'm Gonna Be A Fake Reporter Now Yes, turn on the damn subtitles

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I think we can all get behind castration for pedophiles at this point

Did men ruin their assholes taking huge shits on society?

Yes I’m related to Powers Whiskey.

My wayward son has stopped carrying on what do I do?

Hooked up with someone at a Halloween party. I just got news from the doctor that my recent STD panel was positive. That’s what I get for taking part in Chlamydia De Los Meurtes. #lunchpun

All yall just following me for a piece of my body of work.

Men be having a conniption over Sydney Sweeney’s nipple dress but never connip when I walk outside in the tee shirt version.

The biggest plot hole in The West Wing is that there would have ever been a Democratic governor of Indiana.

Just a reminder that I exist so there’s really nothing to worry about guys.

I’m not angry about the traffic but I’m angry that my horn doesn’t work in traffic.

Y’all remember bliss?

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

We really have witnessed a new historical moment. Mitch McConnell is the first human to successfully dance on his own grave.

How many Zohran’s can we clone by 2028?

Holla looyah

I was so busy today.

I did want the funk but unfortunately I did not get up off the funk.

I can’t believe a whole month has passed since I last binged The West Wing. Good thing I started it again.

Sorry, I just woke up from a comatose state due to a lethal amount of coke. Obviously I’m terrible with dead lines. #lunchpun

If the second moon fucks with my manifesting in any way I’m gonna nuke it myself.

Fine. I deleted my dating apps. Guess I’m gonna have to find my jokes elsewhere.

You can’t make me Mugsy

My ex husband, a Chicago-native named Anakin Skywalker, had all kinds of anger issues. Eventually I had to go ahead with da force proceedings. #lunchpun #starwars #dabulls

I’m done cancelling Louis CK but I’m not done I’m cancelling men who are butthurt about Louis CK still being cancelled.

Grammatically speaking, it’s a tifa.

Technically, deployment is the opposite of employment.