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Bridie Powers

@bridiepowers.bsky.social

Comedian | Actor | Writer | Survivor of Children https://linktr.ee/bridieschellenberg

680 Followers  |  1,008 Following  |  652 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.6454

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Georgina Ballerina 🧑Fresh baby kitty drop #newkitty

20.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#shialabeouf #mardigras

17.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Play dumb blondie it looks great on you #pambondi #epstein

12.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

12.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15838    πŸ” 7776    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 299

At a ballot box near you

12.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update: I am a controversial candidate who is not in the Epstein files #epstein #voteforme

12.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have an announcement #psa

12.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The young man at coffee shop gave me my order and said β€œhere you go gorgeous.” It was then I realized that I’m now at an age where I don’t know if he was hitting on me or respecting his elders.

11.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reports of women all over America being bunny-hopped. #badbunny #superbowl

09.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Broadway's All-Star Super Bowl Halftime Spectacular - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Broadway's All-Star Super Bowl Halftime Spectacular - SNL

The only Super Bowl show that matters is this one.

youtu.be/bAFCkj6bTro?...

08.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got extra I’ll just do it

08.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one really does regret it. #epsteinfiles #billionaires #dystopian

06.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No lol that was the perfect thing to say

03.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣There are moments in time when I’m convinced the matrix is real. That’s be one of them lol

03.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry about your bostons :(

03.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine something like that can be arranged

03.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black bear is walking down a dirt road and asking if it can pet a dog . ALT: a black bear is walking down a dirt road and asking if it can pet a dog .
03.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw someone say the elites/rich all worship the idea of consciousness and I’m like…you have to have empathy to worship something like that.

03.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I go to protest I’m gonna bring this sound recording

31.01.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Betting a million dollars Trump’s PR team is a couple of Swifties who get off on Easter egging their followers #epstein

31.01.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to start gaslighting myself to deal with this shit.

31.01.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag but I shit better jokes than Whitney.

Here’s one I got from the toilet this morning:
I only ever got on all 4s once during sex. I took it up the ass, and I’ll never do it again…

The shit-knee cummings. I don’t recommend it.

29.01.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?" brother I want this app to destroy my device

27.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Power outage my ass #termsandconditions

27.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

27.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11354    πŸ” 6138    πŸ’¬ 1302    πŸ“Œ 1663
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β€œI know, it’s crazy isn’t it?” #capitalism #nocap #existentialcrisis

27.01.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s my impression of Whitney Cumming:

Oh sorry, I had my mouth full of Joe Rogan.

27.01.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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