Anthony DeVito 🇵🇸

I do the jobs of like 4 people now, but get paid for the job of 1/4 of a person

I think one of the main differences between now and the mid-20th century is there are no longer any consequences for evil on a global scale. Maybe a couple of lawsuits that go nowhere, but nothing permanent.

I'm 4 years older than chris cuomo. He has no business being this much of an idiot

I have noticed that the quality of auditions I'm not booking has definitely gone up, so that's something!

Guys, if you don't take a black and white shirtless pic with your eyes closed holding your newborn, are you even a dad

'tariff rebates' are a redistribution of wealth though

I think my favorite feature of threads is being able to update who can reply to a post

YouTube video by Bote Nocturno Duran Duran - As Seen From A Distance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrl...

Don't push us, buddy-boy, or so help us we'll reassert and then you'll be sorry!!

cory booker is such a fighter lolzzzzzz

Will Zohran end up being a disappointment? Probably... either due to him becoming more and more 'mainstream', or being blocked at every turn by powerful scumbags. But we have to try something different. Something with the potential for change.

trump cheated on all his wives, and cheats at golf, and even buried one of the wives he cheated on at his golf course where he cheats

The Misadventures of Tariff Bozo

I hate Best and Worst lists of any kind. They're just ways for stupid people to argue and click and click and argue. The whole format is just a lazy way to try and drum up engagement. It's all just toxic nerd culture.

My great-aunt was an operator in the 50s and she kept that telephone voice her whole life, it was perfect

number plee-yez

YouTube video by Rick James - Topic You And I

I know Superfreak gets all the love, but this is my favorite Rick James single www.youtube.com/watch?v=--VV...

ghislaine maxwell is now being held at the Alamo gift shop

The thing about protection rackets is, they don't end after you pay up. You pay and pay for as long as those running the racket can hurt you. So to all the corporations and institutions paying 'settlements' to trump: It's adorable that you think that'll be the end of it!

You can't accuse someone of stealing a person unless you think you somehow own that person

Sure, I'd love to connect with blockhain specialist from Moldova. THANKS LINKEDIN!

Why was Triple H standing behing trump you know what don't tell me

I'm not sure I've ever had a heyday

I bring a working-class mindset to everything I do. Sometimes that's good, sometimes not. I love acting. It's an art, and I am an artist. But I also see it as a job I want to work at and get paid to do. A lot of actors get offended by that. I'm sorry I don't feel 'Blessed™' just to get an audition.

Eternal Wrestle

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Eternal Wrestle

My new name for Fetterman is Family Court Lurch. Enjoy!

Tell me more about how bad Brooklyn is now, white ethnics who moved away 35 years ago!

Cory Booker is workshopping a new one-person show and I have notes

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I've been using em dashes since before you were born