@anthonydevito.bsky.social
I called Jennifer Aniston a c*cktease on S3 of The Morning Show! #SagAftra actor. Comedian. 4th gen. Brooklynite. he/him. Dog = God https://linktr.ee/anthonydevito
Fuck you DC, Jen has over 27 accounts on here and they ALL follow me. Deal with that!!
05.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It really is a wonderful time to be a sadist
05.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good people who have progressive views and want progressive policies, but have completely fooled themselves into thinking they can get there with centrist neoliberal politicians
04.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIghtwing Italian Americans are proof of what happens when an immigrant population abandons its real history to assimilate into US Whiteness. I know it happens in other groups but I can only speak to my first-person experiences. I have been angry and sad about this for literally decades.
30.01.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
Why are they reporting that Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was "second hand" like it's some new bombshell revelation? She was very clear AT THE TIME that they were not first-hand accounts; she was recounting contemporaneous things she'd heard from people who DID have first-hand experiences.
22.01.2026 16:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm very proud of every person on social media who never seems to ever experience any fear or uncertainty. They always have stories about how they effortlessly stood up to abuse or mistreatment, effortlessly centered themselves,and never second-guessed any decision. I wish I was like that!
18.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He’ll have merch of him giving the finger for sale by the end of the week
14.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t get me wrong, nobody loves dogs more than I do and I’m happy for the dog who won an acting award really I am but I’d also like to book a job this year
14.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If things were going my way, I'd be a lot less petty
11.01.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Product Idea:
MANCHOVIES® - Anchovies, For Men.™
The Lightning Seeds are named after a misheard lyric in Raspberry Beret
10.01.2026 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's getting pumped full of stay-alive juice
09.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is my 80s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo2s...
09.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Overpay an army of dumb, mean, racist, sadistic cowards and give them guns and immunity. What could go wrong?
08.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Have any of you ever used an online t-shirt printing service? I'm trying to source a good, budget-friendly one for a performer I'm helping out. There are a bunch of them out there but I have no idea which ones are reliable. Thanks!
08.01.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lindsey graham is never more moist than when he tries really hard to sound butch
07.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"History will not look kindly" is so fucking impotent
06.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Many of us have friendships that we know would end instantly over even one minor disagreement.
05.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the name Lillian Bonsignore because it sounds like someone who would have been friends with my grandmother
03.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 02025 was the year I accepted that I have CPTSD, and no longer felt shame about it. Being open about it has helped me handle the intense anger and resentment that comes with understanding what was done to my nervous system over decades, as I try to reprogram my brain. I hope it helps others too.
03.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's her name? ANNABELLA LWIN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCJB...
I guess Rama should've worn a potato sack and tissue boxes on her feet
01.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's no such thing as a weird name.
01.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but they're made by Tesla
01.01.2026 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
