Just Plain Mike

It really is a damn shame that Baseball Is Dying and all.

Pic of Tevye from Fiddler with caption “Tradition!”

Thanks to everyone for making this year’s Hallow”B”een a fun one as always. G’night! #BMovieManiacs

“Hiya!” #BMovieManiacs

Fortunately I have it on good authority that the cellar is the safest place.
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“Welcome to Shakey’s!” #BMovieManiacs

Good night, John-Boy. #BMovieManiacs

“No, it’s ‘Scotch and’. Which is what you’re drunk *on*.”
“Oh, shut up.”

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Wow, that bathroom does look great now!

“So sue me.” #BMovieManiacs

“Is it ‘hanged herself’ or ‘hung herself’? I can never remember, let’s just say she’s dead.” #BMovieManiacs

Frederick’s a little short on crippled newsies, unfortch. #BMovieManiacs

Seven stranded castaways. #BMovieManiacs

Pritchard’s right. They’re licorice guns. #BMovieManiacs

“Did he say they have some sexual favors for us?”
“No. Party favors.”
“****.”

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“It’s quarter of.”
“Quarter of what?”
“I’ll tell you when you poor me another Scotch and.”

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“You might say we’re going to let it all hang out.” #BMovieManiacs

Damn if “He thinks big money like his can get away with anything” ain’t the most 2025 thing in this 1959 movie #BMovieManiacs

Someone explain to me how and why she intends to drink a Scotch hand, again? #BMovieManiacs

YouTube video by Johnny Carson Richard Jeni on Jaws 3 | Carson Tonight Show

I’m afraid the late, great Richard Jeni ruined that one for me forever.

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Don’t get your hopes up, it’s not that elderly man.

We need to stop giving obviously racist people the benefit of the doubt, allowing them to give non-apologies and carry on without consequences

Being racist should mean you lose your job

Being racist should mean you are shunned

That’s how we defeated it before, and that’s how we defeat it again

Hey, we all have our problems.

“Your pillow” is an odd pet name for a vibrator. #BMovieManiacs

Sure is windy out in space. #BMovieManiacs

Lee Strasberg studied at the Breckinridge School. #BMovieManiacs

The colonel throwing his shadow on the, um, sky.

“Visits? That would indicate visitors.”
“Nothing gets by you, Delahanty.” #BMovieManiacs

Seamless. #BMovieManiacs

“Gaaah! Me Tor, and me abhor!” #BMovieManiacs

“Honey, I don’t feel like talking. I just want to relax out here and listen to my sweet bands.” #BMovieManiacs