@gswitz.bsky.social
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
05.02.2025 13:26 — 👍 5379 🔁 876 💬 54 📌 12Nope
03.02.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This afternoon I went to a christening that I hadn't been invited to and managed not to curse anyone.
03.02.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So these are the fine lines and wrinkles the television warned me about.
31.01.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've got to say, I did not miss feeling sick every time I checked the news.
28.01.2025 15:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
All of my plans for the day have fallen through and I'm totally okay with that.
25.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for your service
23.01.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Robin Williams
23.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For scale
22.01.2025 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just hope that in the inevitable machine uprising, they remember that I was always polite to them.
21.01.2025 19:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Grapes of math: Ordinary fruit enhances performance of quantum sensors phys.org/news/2024-12...
Science is weird
I think Gambit does not grok the difference between me gently scratching behind his ears when he's sleeping and him gently scratching behind my ears when I'm sleeping.
18.01.2025 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you add me or am I already in there?
17.01.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait is there a list?
17.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For some reason my mind went to fanfic and that is the wrong kind of ship for this post
17.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She is a treasure
17.01.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A kitten lurks menacingly yet adorably on top of a bookcase
16.01.2025 15:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent!
14.01.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did this. It was glorious, partly for the ice cream and partly for the slightly longer decompressing walk home while eating said ice cream, but mostly the ice cream itself
14.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What game, for example?
13.01.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally read that as Legs
12.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love how all of the smaller birds hop or take tiny flights, but the crows just kinda amble around.
11.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As you know, I think beer is gross but I'm happy for you!
10.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spouse is having rather dramatic hiccups and laughing at himself.
10.01.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no idea what I'm doing.
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