Rilli Tho.

Try to get a Breathe Right off a fancy comforter and tell me how you did it. I just let my blankets keep their bandaids on at this point.

There needs to be a support group for people who lost their jobs because of multi-factor authentication (MFA).

I tried to send my mother to space, but I couldn't afford it, which I don't think aligns with spaces's values

Bad Bunny brings out the Irish in me because he always sounds like he had to start singing after getting yelled at

If you conceive today, please, please tell that child to hold on in that uterus for 2 more weeks until it becomes a ridiculous Sagittarius who will overlook all your wrongdoing instead of a Scorpio who will bring war to you every day, starting as an infant.

Just give my teeth a chastity belt and they'll give it up when they're ready

Can someone make a jmail.world for all the writing samples I couldn't submit to future jobs because of now-defunct confidentiality agreements? Thank youuuuu

Take a quin, levaquin

Dropped my phone on my top lip today, and now there's a red bump. Highly recommend for unwanted kisses.

Just here to remind you that Wisin y Yandel & Bone Thugs n Harmony were on a song together

YouTube video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Topic Take The Lead (Wanna Ride)

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Things are so bad, I almost just called my mother.

Hi, @kellyndtc.bsky.social . Best way to reach you?

The ones dedicated to thinking and praying. Or is it hoping.

As a student of statistics, I hate that date rapists see/hear this with a sigh of relief.

Not being at the island doesn't mean you're not as bad or worse.

Our government is so wild, there's an app designed to make us bet on political events that are already de rigueur.

Puerto Ricans set to make new flag after Liam Conejo Ramos Receives Bad Bunny Grammy

BREAKING UPDATE: 80,000 FLAGS

Manipulative asylum-seeker is "given" Grammy Award by Bad Benito Mouseolini

"Benito Bunny--short for Benito Coniglietto Consigliere? Or Commie Capybara?"

Puerto Ricans furious Ecuadorian gets Grammy
5-year-old

Minor Ecuadorian Causes Major Grammy Upset

Bad Bunny Boycott After 5-year-old Ecuadorian Detainee Receives American Thing at the REALLY American Thing

Landlords could really use a rebrand. HOW about [working on it]

Did the Breathe Right srips get smaller? They do not work for me or for my friends who buy them @gsk

Bar owner speaks on proposed bill requiring bars, restaurants to provide ‘date rape drug’ testing “I get their point, but that’s not fair to put on the bar and restaurant."

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Good idea

it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for

YO I WANT SCALLOPS

In response, Democratic Senator Ed Markey said, “This is a red alert moment. We have to start working to protect polling places from Trump’s paramilitary ICE goons before it’s too late.”

Leafy greens

The Washington Post Dies in Daylight Civic vandalism and the mutilation of a great paper.

"As sad as it is to admit, the Washington Post is beyond help. The only thing left to us to is build new institutions to take its place. That’s what we’re doing here."

LinkedIn recruitment bots, you seeing this?

It appears it is I who aggressively didn't understand something. My fault, dude. Also, this is AI, unleas you also already knew that lol. Look at the car.

That's not how this was worded at all. "Performative" is in quotation marks, and no metrics are provided. Show all of it or none at all.

Yeah, Bernie and AOC killed "oligarchy" as a verbal tool
-sent from their private jet