gossip squirrel 🐿️

Today is the day I stop carrying around a toxic USB stick full of strawberry flavored chemicals that are killing me
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Trump’s organization is out here selling Trump 2028 hats like the Constitution is just a suggestion.

Reminder: The 22nd Amendment exists. You can’t run for a third term.

Art.

Stock market is tanking.
Dollar is down.
Immigrants being abducted.
People being stripped of healthcare.
Oligarchs bribing Trump.
Tariffs costing Americans jobs and money.

Fox News:

Update: If you are in/near rva it’s a must. I cried. Incredible.

anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive

what is in the air today because the rage flowing through my veins is burning

my personal problems are trivial compared to what's going on in the world but damn I wish I didn't have to deal with both at once

will report back promptly 🫡

so excited to check out the Frida Kahlo exhibit at the VMFA this weekend for my birthday 🤩

that’s what i’m saying!!!! truly makes me gag hearing the clip clip clip…

one thing that will really grind my gears on a monday (or any day) is hearing my coworkers clip their nails

most rewatched show:

you know, i gotta give it to her (the universe)

my bday is in 9 days and I owe the IRS 3k in 5 days so here is my shameless request for a bday treat $burnsky 🥹🎂

i don’t have a big #exjw community but one of my old friends just messaged that they’re leaving and I 🥹

New rule - if you can’t name a single piece on a chessboard you’re banned from using the argument Trump is playing chess not checkers.

omgggg i LOVE THIS

never understood the saying getting lost in someone’s eyes until i met my partner

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻

where are my aries bitches

how much are we paying for curly cuts in rva?

unable to attend tonight, but would love info on future gatherings 🫶🏼

Correct.

wait what happened

i owe almost 3k in taxes and we’re 8 days away and i still have no idea what to do bc as most americans, we live paycheck to paycheck