Jennifer C. 🌻

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Okay Dad

I don't think that's really so much the point as my English major having to rewrite stuff to make a robot happy.

Well, it's happening to my kid in a VCU class, so 🤷‍♀️

My favorite part of the whole thing is how I had to pay $45 for the program.

VCU is now requiring my kid to run every assignment through an AI detector. They were in the car with me saying "My curiosity score is two points too low to submit!" (wat?) Turns out using italics adds a point. And writing is one of their strongest skills 😐

I think someone else did it for him.

That be the one where they dropped the fella in the water with nonsense in his pockets?

Adam Ebbin's what?

My IG algorithm gave me Engelbreit, now 🦋 has delivered Amend. I am subversively delighted.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The goof isn't canceled out by the number of people not understanding that he made one. I guess this is a "Read what I meant, not what I said," situation, but it's an interesting error for an editor to make.

a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face and saying ew . Alt: a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face and saying ew .

Me, taking a break from watching "Victoria" on Netflix to look up the actor who plays Lord Palmerston.

There was no man whose name they could lead off with, followed by your relationship with him?

How many freebies do the Russians get, ffs?

never get involved in a land war in Minnesota

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this is the most legend queen shit thing I have ever seen in my life please please oh my fuck

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

I feel like I just wandered into a house of mirrors 🤔

I can't imagine suggesting "getting off on the wrong foot with this administration" is a *problem*, especially with a year of hindsight.

I have almost zero viewing history with Tom Green, but that bit at the marshmallow factory nearly caused me a stroke.

I break things for a living so if you don't mind clarifying, are you referring to the dawn of the "preferred shopper card" era?

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

My grandfather was Cornish. Love a good pasty.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

If you're having trouble sourcing "raw milk," you can get some regular milk and add animal shit