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I’ve picked up two crucial hobbies since 2022, a love of cruising… and a love of Doja Cat. What we need now is a Doja Cat Cruise

Shout out to knees, the elbows of the leg world.

Mariners & Mets on the big show next week

Crow Armstrong is probably the best name in sports right now, sounds like a cartoon detective

How does Craig Counsell still look like he is 12 years old

Game time in St. Louis

I’m a big Rick Steves fan, if I’m flipping channels and his show is on… I’m done flippin channels

Sunday Night Baseball won’t be on til 8et, which is… the way god intended it anyway.

Jays/Dodgers is a really good one late

Sudden Death Golf on a Sunday, what a time

Jays/Dodgers and the PGA playoffs are on my tv this fine Sunday afternoon

Regular season ties in the NFL instead of marathon OT is probably better in the long run for the players, but American sports fans are too stupid and Gambling-obsessed to have that convo

Somebody wrote this movie in like, Week 3 of Covid

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I hear this War of the Worlds movie is terrible. I’ve got a fully stocked home-bar and some time to kill…

Not my favorite album by a longshot #MetsSky

Cubs/Cardinals is the move this evening, on FOX for most folks

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The americans on squid games talk so damn funny, and that weird AI-ass baby is taking me out of the story

Storm/Aces on ION to close out the night

Also, sports fans still living almost 10 years in the past should probably get outside more often

Altuve absolutely enjoys being the villain, and it’s fun to watch

Let’s go Dodgers!

Astros have jumped all over the Yankees in the 10th

NFL would be better off getting rid of preseason. Just have everybody book a few cupcake teams at the start of the season like college football does (one of the few things that cartoon organization does right)

Astros/Yankees on Apple is the move this evening

We probably should’ve just let that idiot get to Goodell, but that’s a story for another time

The new kickoff is so hideous looking, and it only adds to the aesthetic of “poor quality, August football”

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Tackling in August

Fever/Mercury on Amazon is the move tonight

Raiders/Seahawks is airing on our channel and that dumb “dynamic” kickoff looks so fucking stupid

My personal opinion is if you’re gambling on August-football, you need to call that number… as the kids say