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Toadally thought this was going to be about D & T 😆😆 awkward!! 😆😆😆

Is there one for awesome gals who sleep off their hangover in the breast feeding room

Omg I just learned this info and YES MANDY you deserve this! I’ve been watching Brittany since her soap opera days! Congrats!!

The 'good guys' are totally the ones torturing a 22 y/o autistic woman who was illegally abducted in international waters for bringing food and baby formula to the trapped, starving, emaciated victims of a livestreamed genocide

Right. Mike Judge was too optimistic about how long it would take. And there’s no question I’d prefer President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho over the corrupt grifter we have now.

I’m not complaining but why do they keep talking about Virginia/UVA on this baseball game??? I keeping zoning out & then ???? 🤷‍♀️

WOOT WOOT!! 🧹🧹

THANK U!! ☺️

YASSS fingers crossed we will do the same 🧹🧹🧹 against the Phillies!! I’m kinda in shock that it’s October. Gotta bring this down outta my bathroom, pronto 😆😆

Am orange cat and her fat tortie sister are melted into a messy duvet. The tortie is showing her belly.

Make the bed? Like some kind of monster who hates cats?

lol Katie I was just out to lunch & a stranger complimented me on my “UVA colors”…I quickly told him it’s cuz I wish my Dodgers were playing the Mets tonight!! 😆😆

*UVA had our very best football win in decades on Friday night 😆😆

HECK YES BASEBALL VENGEANCE! The Mets deserve to be there so much more than the Reds. This was such a weird season.

THANK YOU! I love these shoes so much, I also bought them in black! They are actually super comfy compared to what they look like, AND, I love showing people: it’s all one piece of material that they shaped into the shoe!! The company is United Nude and they give free nail polish with purchase 😆😆??

THANK YOU KATIE your vengeance is mine!! 🧹🧹

I am decked out in head to toe orange & blue right now, for multiple allegiances, but I definitely thought of the Mets as I was putting on the finishing touches!!

Hell yes a lil Fabulous T-birds outro 😆😆 #toughenough

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Hugs Katie 🧡💙

Ok that is AMAZING 🤩🤩🤩

lol right after I hit send I was like THAT IS SO SEXIST 😆😆😆 sorry Adam!

And CONGRATS to your friend!! Obviously quite a thrill!!! 🤩🤩🤩 (have they picked their new starter word? 😆😆😆)

This has made my day for a second time!! I am laughing so hard! The reason that was my starter wordle is it’s a silly riff on my name & favorite medicine. Does she share my E first name?

I got it at 12:44am & my late night text bestie knew, but kept a cool cover til I flipped the green boxes!! WOW I have truly been flying high all day! 😆😆 so what if the worlds on fire?! I GOT MY WORDLE IN 1/6!!!!!!

Dude I am freaking out too! My brother happens to be in the room with me bc we are at our parents’ house and I’m yelling out story at him like YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW UNLIKELY THIS IS 🤯🤯🤯

Making it official!!!

Wordle 1,558 1/6

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And my brother got his 1/6 like 11 days ago! We both have to find new starter words!! (His was NADIR lol)

AM I YOUR OTHER FRIEND?!?!?!

I GOT IT TODAY TODAY WAS MY ONLY WORD IVE EVER STARTED WITH

Wordle 1,558 1/6

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THANK U! 🥰

Speaking of bets look at this dumb (smart) shit I did yesterday 😆

(Cashout was when the Packers/Browns game was tied)

Omg Katie you are my kindred spirit!! FINGERS CROSSED!!

I won a random ass Super Bowl longest TD bonus & I’m not feeling great that it will payoff 😆😆

Sorry about your Mets, Katie. What a crazy season!!

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