Rickfinity

The Warren Zevon track no one knew we needed - Lawyers, chuds, and money.

Turnout tonight in every caucus that I’ve been able to check in with people on so far has said that this was the largest attendance in recent memory. That was certainly my experience in 66 tonight. Yes, democratic institutions are important, but the real power of democracy will always be the people.

Why Shelley is a great candidate:
-former President of the board for the Prairie Island Indian Community, so she has experience making policy and working with the legislature
-She runs Owámniyomni Okhódayapi, which works to restore important Dakota sites
-is protecting neighbors in Woodbury from ICE

And to give you an idea of how unhinged this lady running against Shelley is, this is what she handed out at the convention. I think if you proudly voted for George W. Bush not once, but twice, that’s should probably be disqualifying on its own.

There is an independent candidate that after failing to collect enough signatures to get on the ballot as a third party decided to run for the DFL endorsement. She is running a write in campaign against Shelley, so it is really important that people go vote in 47A for reasons other than spite.

The Bondi-Miller Federal Correctional Facility just has a more satisfying ring to it than anything I can think of right now.

Counter offer: No. Y'all can just leave. Normally, I would not advocate building more prisons, but I am pretty sure we can build some pretty cut rate ones that have lots of room outside to experience our winters for when all y'all get prosecuted for this down the line. We can even name it for you.

A core city service should be preventing abductions rather than parking the cars of the abductees.

The insurrection act threat today is particularly chilling in Minnesota. One thing that almost no one has paid attention to is that there are two special elections in two weeks. If you were an authoritarian testing the waters, that might be your best opportunity for a low risk trial run.

"COME AND TAKE IT" white flag with black text and an ice scraper below an eight pointed star

Tundra power.

I’m not throwing away my shot to Pokémon go to see this!

This is Bob Again Carney Jr. erasure.

Main Street > C suite. Any Ward would be lucky to have CM Cashman, and Ward 7 should vote to give her another term.

I am eagerly awaiting the analysis of slamming only in the back of his Dragula. As if Dragula can even be owned by one person.

Looking forward to all of the top notch Bee Movie content that CBS is going to provide from here on out.

I believe this federally protects the Spruce Tree as a bald eagle habitat.

Finally, a Joe Rogan for the Left… for the Center! Those guys are gonna get 10 million dollars from the DNC!

Also, I thought Starbucks was waging a war on Christmas. Why is that lady even there when she could be choking down whatever from Chik Fil A. And nothing like “I’m not causing a scene, you’re causing a scene!” When you’re the one who’s filming…

Now we know how many trolls it takes to fill Mora City Hall

This was one of the starkest debates I have seen in recent memory. CM Cashman is so knowledgeable and fluent on the details of the challenges and solutions that Minneapolis is facing. Also, she’s kind and friendly. Plus a great track record. Ward 7 should send her back for another term!

You know Andrew Cuomo’s going to rip this off, but with Turtle from Entourage

There is an extemp intro in here somewhere.

This is all I’m really asking for: Get Stephen Root to reprise his role of Jimmy James from NewsRadio, and have him be the general manager of RoH.

Sandra Burdock’s finest role outside of Miss Beangeniality

Follow up: why not five Gundams?

Or talk to literally another single, solitary renter who has expressed issues with unaffordability, lack of access, and having to make choices about rent vs groceries or medicine or tuition. Housing is unaffordable for too many RIGHT NOW, even if these “decreases” are relevant.

If there is ever an installment of the Metal Gear franchise set in Minneapolis, I hope this is included as dialogue.