I shit myself today
To see if I still smell
@pseudo310.bsky.social
Aspiring orc. Gamer (derogatory) and horror movie fan. This is how the world made me. Games Are Ghosts Vol. I available now https://pseudo310.itch.io/games-are-ghosts-vol-i
I shit myself today
To see if I still smell
So sick this weekend I've spent more time asleep than awake. This is like week 3 of a handful of viruses just rotating through my body. I just want to play Menace man c'mon
08.02.2026 20:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
08.02.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 3319 ๐ 640 ๐ฌ 92 ๐ 42Menace is good so far.
08.02.2026 11:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 03d space cadet pinball, baby!!!!
yeah i'm thinking about the big game
08.02.2026 01:50 โ ๐ 178 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0i love when you find an old youtube video and the description is like "i was only 13 when i made 'robotnik wants obama's PINGAS'. i have grown a great deal as a person since then and i now recognize that racism is wrong"
22.04.2024 03:06 โ ๐ 282 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I loved in the first one how terrified the boss was of him. Took something away from the movies when the later ones were like "yeah he's John Wick but let's just send one of the 30 other John Wicks in existence to go kill him nbd"
08.02.2026 01:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Got started on the Liber Knight
08.02.2026 00:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)
Baby with 22inch hair extensions
This photo is funnier than it has any business being
people.com/hairdresser-...
revisiting this thread b/c a friend posted this essay which i think nails a lot of the gen x political pathology to the wall, especially the 1991 rupture theworldasitis.substack.com/p/watching-d...
07.02.2026 12:33 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The Letterboxd bio of David Lynch informing us that he's a lesbian filmmaker
You learn something new every day on Letterboxd
07.02.2026 17:20 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 5big egg
07.02.2026 15:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ซก
07.02.2026 15:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I was in college a bunch of nerdy guys asked me how I, also a nerdy guy, got girls to go on dates with me and the quote post was basically my answer. Be friendly, be sincere, be interested. Be a good friend and person first, dates will follow.
They concluded that I was lying and had a big dick
Later levels of Jurassic World Evolution 3 are like: "Is this a site of horrific genetic experimentation and dinosaur exploitation with dinosaurs in need of recovery? Yes. Could we make a killing if we opened a slushy stand over there? Also yes."
07.02.2026 10:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The mobile version is legendary to the rest of the community. It was so unhinged lol
07.02.2026 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Playing DBD again. Decided I'd like to play some Deathslinger so did that a bunch. It's fun surprising people who forget that window is not a getaway.
07.02.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0drafting a Christopher Nolan apology form for others to sign
07.02.2026 03:52 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I deleted the wrong post
07.02.2026 00:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what I wouldn't give for a doughty fighter and a boon companion at my side. alas. I smell to bad
07.02.2026 00:13 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's so good but apparently the specter of the fan reaction to Roy from Friday IV hung over everything and anything that didn't involve just straight up Freddy and Jason wasn't going anywhere.
07.02.2026 00:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Marcus (Jason Goes to Hell)'s idea was not good. It's like "Hell sends Jason and Freddy to earth to kill Nancy Thompson and Tommy Jarvis for reasons(?) and the winner becomes Hell's assassin." It's a very I thought this up in 6th grade idea.
07.02.2026 00:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am am preordering it the second they let me and taking a day off when it releases!!
06.02.2026 21:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lost in the scrum of course but chunks of the Judicial now fully claiming that the DoJ is captured is... uh... a thing that feels pretty damn significant, historically speaking.
06.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I haven't played it yet because I'm waiting for it to come to PC. ๐ญ
06.02.2026 20:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't think I can trust her near Paddington again after this.
06.02.2026 19:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I watched Bring Her Back. Between this and Talk To Me, the Philippous sure like making movies that make me upset. That's good! I like being upset! At movies! Also check out Sally Hawkins as a character that made me so mad I was writhing on my couch. Good stuff.
06.02.2026 19:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Hey, you!
Remember to do stuff just for the joy of doing it.
You don't need to transform everything in content for the social media (unless this makes you happy).
Enjoy that hobby yourself, no need to think about monetizing it.
The reward should be your inner joy/peace first.
Always.
I get my news from a reliable source
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