Moose Johnson

That used to be me but as I got older and my metabolism slowed down it switched to doing the normal thing and now it keeps me up all night if I drink any after 5pm, and I miss when it tired me out

This is almost exactly what I looked like as a kid

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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

If you can't afford a travel vacation and don't even have enough time off to take a week off at home, you can always have a Chips Vacation. Just purchase a bag of your favorite corn or potato chips and eat the entire bag in one go while watching a show, a movie, or simply staring at the wall.

monday comin'

Oh for sure those certs will be huge. I just finished getting three and wanted to be done for a while. 😭

Oh yeah

This week my job got outsourced which sucked but they gave me another job that isn't a cut in pay so it could be worse.

And I have to get four more certifications for it which I have very mixed feelings about.

I don't take other people's opinions about what's good at face value because my definition of good rarely lines up with other people's definition of good, but everyone was right about The Last of Us and they were right about the Frank & Bill episode. Man.

Yeah why are we required to take people who are terrified about crime more seriously than they take the facts about crime

The first Dead Space might be the greatest horror game ever made. I have no idea why Callisto Protocol keeps reminding you that there's a much better game you could be playing lol

I see your cool sci-fi glove and raise you "I'm on my third slice of pizza while everyone else is on their first."

I'm done. I can't do it anymore.

So like Dead Space you get this glove that lets you psychokinetically grab things and shoot them, including enemies, and then they immediately introduce enemies who are just fat versions of the basic enemies who you can't do that to lmao

YouTube video by pseudo_ork The Callisto Protocol - A Very Convenient Spike Wall

I get that this is a video game but why

youtu.be/v8kjJ1uDZE8

I'm trying out The Callisto Protocol and it's living up to its reputation of "we have Dead Space at home."

bro you look like they made you in Spore

I gotta keep an eye on this John Carpenter guy, if he keeps this up his career is really going places!

Hereditary. I love Colin Stetson's scores.

Those are some good first purchases. I finally beat Grim Fandango during my bout of unemployment last year.

post a screenshot of your first 5 steam purchases and let bluesky judge you

open the steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> view purchase history and scroll down

The Orange Box was my 6th.

Headline from NPR reading: Critics said 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' would flop. They underestimated Turtle Power.

Me on the playground in 1992, to no one in particular:

peter twists his ankle (this was like 2019 or something)

Most Brutal Metal Scream 2012 (you'll never guess which year i made this)

life is a roguelike but you're playing so exceptionally well wow girl you're telling me you haven't had a single restart yet?! you got this far BLIND, on perseverance and observation alone?!?! damn you're good you're a real gamer

I've already been accused of being AI in a few Reddit posts. C'mon this is just how I write.