Queen Sissy

Then you know how to ride a bike! I swear to you that the “just like riding a bike” thing is real. The only thing that was weird for me after so much driving was getting in the saddle and feeling weird that there were no seatbelts

My boyfriend had to go here on a work lunch and tried that. It resulted in a staredown. I can’t remember if he just refused to eat or what

I had to order from here when I was driving for Postmates and somehow that was worse

Oh it is Gunnar. I think I went into a brief fugue state the last time Zaslav said “storytelling”

Absolutely impossible hope but it would be hilarious if this deal didn’t pass regulatory and Ellison still had to pay the $18 billion Netflix breakup fee

Wait - that wasn’t Gunnar? All look same

It is funny that Gunnar looks so pissed. He doesn’t get to be Discovery CEO now

I’m listening to Zaslav in the town hall meeting right now and I’m feeling like a koala with a machete

I love this place

I love them. Even when it's new pup season and the moms get kind of crazy roaming around my neighborhood in broad daylight scooping up little dogs (this has happened more than once) for pup food, I love them.

I saw a coyote on the golf course on my way home from work today and that's pretty much the only good thing about today for me

I need to watch a good movie where the rich assholes don’t win - preferably one where they get thrown off a cliff or something? Taking suggestions

In the words of every single WBD staffer right now FUUUUUUUUUCK

Shares account with Mom? Who knows

That is the most baffling account. A few posts that sound like the guy who went off the deep end at my work after someone stole his lunch out of the fridge, and then a lot of cute animal reposts

Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid.’ Dispatch records and a police report obtained by OPB describe the previously unreported incident last fall.

In a 5-minute phone call to dispatchers, a federal immigration officer requests police backup last October to help with a kid tailing him on a motorized bicycle. "I need someone here now, or else I'm going to have to shoot this kid," the officer said on a recording of the call obtained by OPB.

I loved it. Not sure I believed the offscreen drama between the married couple but who cares

The “Orange Cats!” feed is pretty close

I sat on a sidewalk tonight with some friends and watched planes land. Pretty good night.

What is going on with the Michaels on this site tonight? Michaels maybe need to have some warm milk and go to bed

We went out to visit California City Detention Center and found a whole new fleet of vehicles waiting in the lot.
@lataco.bsky.social

Wow! Thanks for this.

a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson with the words you do n't win friends with salad written on the bottom Alt: Clip of Bart, Homer and Marge Simpson doing a conga line past Lisa on the couch, chanting “You don't win friends with salad”

I sing this more than I should

Oh that’s weird. The first time I ever saw him (Al’s Bar, pre-“Loser”), I turned to my friend and said, “I think this guy is Jesus”

New Yonk

This wasn’t politics. This was “girls dumb”

Still made me wonder wtf the wolves were doing that made them “need” an adjustment. Sitting at a computer all day?

Third panel here is meme-worthy. TOOT TOOT

INTROSPECTING AND RESTING????

I guess there was a wolf sanctuary that hired him?