Simon Abrams

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Markiplier hits the big screen with his satisfying DIY submarine horror Iron Lung Directed by, written, and starring YouTube personality Mark Fischbach, the horror game adaptation Iron Lung is a future cult classic.

IRON LUNG! YouTuber turned filmmaker Mark Fischbach adapted, directed, and starred in this claustrophobic chiller, based on the video game by David Szymanski. It made money this past weekend, but is it any good? Yes, actually. More @avclub.com—

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TIL the German dubbed version of THE ITALIAN STALLION is called BOCKY.

IT DOESN’T SCAN, SENATOR (but otherwise yes, agreed)

Did not expect to see Stallone's dick quite so early on in THE PARTY AT KITTY AND STUD'S aka THE ITALIAN STALLION, but here we are.

This movie is almost as relentlessly bleak and sleazy as RUN AND KILL.

Maybe there’s no good day to have Alan Parsons Project’s “Eye in the Sky” stuck in one’s head. but did it have to be today?

Maybe the next prescription will be for a dispensary…that wouldn’t be so bad at least…

Thanks, Rose. At least we’re trying to do something now so it doesn’t get worse later? I was told to see this guy to see if he thought drops were even worthwhile at this point. I guess he thinks so, ha.

As if today wasn’t stressful enough, I was just diagnosed with glaucoma. (They prescribed drops to reduce pressure and the Dr reassured me he doesn’t think I will go blind…but there is already some signs of vision loss. So while this isn’t exactly unexpected given family history…I’m still scared)

He shouldn't pretend body cams are a real concession. He should follow the example of Van Hollen, whose visit to Kilmar Abrego Garcia was instrumental in triggering a national shift on attitudes toward Trump immigration actions. I could list more, but those are a few of the things he could do. [4/4]

He should be creating a list of planned facilities (which are extremely unpopular with most Americans) and encouraging candidates to fight them. Localities are already succeeding at this. Where they can't succeed, they're finding clever ways to punish contractors who collaborate with them. [3/4]

Some people are asking what I want Schumer to do. He should be screaming over medical care and access to facilities. He should be going to detention facilities himself and putting his body on the line, as he did at the border in 2019. He should lean into stories about New Yorkers in detention. [1/4]

The country is furious about what's going on. 86% of Ds and 47% of independents nationwide support *abolishing* ICE. He should offer a vision of how ICE & CBP can be fundamentally diminished or dismantled, even if he can't do it today. Creating a road map generates pressure and possibilities. [2/4]

Uh i wouldn’t be so sure tbh…

One thing I will say is that the library now smells weirdly like a Loews’ gardening section.

a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' . ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' .

Beyond that, I will keep my thoughts off of main.

Good morning. The law library flooded some time before yesterday morning. We are still somehow open, despite also being closed (Schrodinger's Library Hours). They closed everything but the 1st floor (of 6). But employees must still come in. At least the flooding didn't affect my office area.

The Hulk reading the newspaper: "Everyone dumb."

Everyone dumb.

Thank you for your attention.

1) The theme for my proposed grimdark AUTOMAN reboot is Bowie’s “Starman” rewritten for a certain ”Carman”…

2) Why no Brazzers parody of BRIDGERTON, they could call it BRAZZERSton, boom, money in the bank

(I am watching BRIDGERTON with Jene)

Oh totally lol

I feel like I'm hallucinating this movie.

He’s not banging his head against the wall, Toad just loves to SKANK

THE UNDERGROUND BANKER has everything, including venereal diseases, a reformed serial killer neighbor, some premature ejaculation, local gangs, light bribery, cuckolding, and adultery, too. And that’s just within 20 minutes.

Finally catching up with the Hong Kong Cat III shocker THE UNDERGROUND BANKER after years of looking for an accessible (& subbed) copy. Starring Anthony Wong & directed by Bosco Lam (THE SPIKE DRINK GANG, A CHINESE TORTURE CHAMBER STORY), UNDERGROUND BANKER is even loopier and smuttier than its rep.

Having drank enough Greek coffees in my life, I know that that would also knock me on my ass lol

It would make for a terrifying drinking game

Indeed. The Lower Manhattan Drafthouse has an unsubtitled tape for rent as part of their Kim’s Video display.

Also more child endangerment and violent mummies, too