The Larpist

Well, this is a much wilder ride than I innocently expected from the title!

A singer-songwriter friend would like people to know that while boycotting Spotify is great, it was also 16% of their income that is now cratering. So if you're cancelling Spotify, please pair that with buying music, merch, or live tickets directly from your favorite artists

gift article on the cheese recall:

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...

The NYT story also doesn't list specific brands, but this one does

Check your cheese!

www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2...

admiral. alvin holsey

This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military

Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.

Quite breathtaking story - military grade drones at Dublin airport which flew on the path Zelensky's plane took. The drones reached the flight path of his plane exactly the time it should have been there, but just missed it because Zelensky arrived ahead of schedule:

USGS is saying it's a false alarm.

I keep seeing frustration (this is just the latest) over media only covering the horrors, not what to do about them—but they seem to miss stories about what people *are* doing.

I report on that expressly because I want people to know there are people fighting back, and learn how they could, too.

Roy is officially in (and will win)

*DEMOCRAT ROY COOPER FILES TO RUN FOR US SENATE

this really isn’t an exaggeration

OK I’ve put together the list. Shame on all of them:

Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
1/2

The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison

One of the reasons I think it’s also essential to not call the boat strikes “war crimes” but “crimes against humanity,” is that it emphasizes that Trump and Hegseth are acting extra-constitutionally and are not entitled to any shield from the courts. This systematic murder of civilians is illegal.

Fallon continuing his tradition of making some of the worst people in the world seem self deprecating, lovable, and harmless

Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.

**updated PDF link**

PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...

Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:

Not joking: has one reporter responded to his preposterous Sgt Schultz “I know nothing” schtick by immediately asking:

* Doesn’t this level of ignorance disqualify you as speaker?

* Do you really think we are so dumb to believe you?

* Do you think it is appropriate to insult the voters like this?

I love takedowns like this. The humor is brutal.

FDA Recalls Shredded Cheese Sold At ALDI, Target, Walmart, And More Shredded cheese sold under private labels at ALDI, Target, Sprouts, Walmart, Publix, and more has been recalled. See if the cheese in your fridge is safe to eat.

Shredded cheese recall

www.southernliving.com/f-d-a-recall...

Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.

Not only have the Epstein Files not been released, but no one who had been demanding their release is demanding for them to be released anymore, even though it's now the law to release them.

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

The real estate industry is pressuring Zillow and other sites to nix extreme weather risk data buyers have come to rely on | CNN Zillow, the nation’s largest real estate listing website, has removed extreme weather risk data meant to help buyers figure out if the biggest purchase of their life is particularly susceptible to flo...

www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/c...?

Even if she doesn’t win?

Everything is up for grabs .

EVERYTHING .

If someone tells you we should run from diversity cuss em out. They say women’s rights are too iffy?

Cuss harder

They say “trans rights are a problem” cuss harder still

“We’re gonna start doing those strikes on land, too.”

There are 75,977 people born in Somalia who are now citizens of the United States, including those specific people.

He is talking about US citizens. He is talking about *us*.

The truth is that none of us are garbage, and the job of the US president is to represent all of us.

We, the people.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Officials preparing immigration operation in Minnesota that would primarily focus on Somali immigrants, AP source says.

this is a good time to remind you all to keep your funeral plans where your loved ones can find them. you don't want to wait until we get to your will to know that you wanted to be buried loose.

i know your chipotle order
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography