didn’t get dessert again at heb. who do i think i am???

oh this? this is just mental illness

“you’re not very comfortable with silence are you?”

a blonde adult man is kind of strange tbh

i hate “no bake” shit be a fucking adult and turn on the oven

i am the one who walks (around)

i’m so far from the tv at this chilis

learning lessons is for nerds

i have to miss crit. i fear im having a breakdown

the mf cougars!!!

8!

cut my bangs during lunch and they came out alright tbh

damn i probably miss my ex lol

my painting was called moody 😌

snap peas and tattoos

that weekend flew by am i right

omg y am i like this

reality is none of my business actually

the word “kids” in the product title will not deter me if it’s cute

we can play it by beer

the stories i tell myself have main characters and supporting characters and villains and an audience

he was right to be proud of never getting food poisoning

love a silent K

maybe fakes what i like

only 3 people in this world can make rice

i observe. and that makes me a good scammer

match made in clownery 🤭

it’s a competition for the quirkiest tote

i fear this is classic over correction